The story, found at A Finnish software company thinks they somehow have rights to the word " pwnage" .

But hey, it could be worse. It' s not like they' re trying to patent the pinch or anything.

(As a small aside, what' s with the lame SuicideGirls banner-ads Kotaku? They remind me of the creepy emo girl we all knew in Junior-High that kept sharp pieces of glass in her purse.[:' (])

The fuc.k is an emo?

As a small aside, what' s with the lame SuicideGirls banner-ads Kotaku?

http://suicidegirls.com/

Ok... so i see tits & ass...

Eddie... what have you got against tits & ass? You have fuc.ked that girlfriend of your haven' t you? ...or... Torr?

The f.uck you mean " the f.uck is an emo" ?

Emo

Emo

Emo

And my personal favorite... Tickle Me Emo

What I' ve done with my girlfriend is my business. Torr on the other hand, I' m just waiting for him to upload the night-vision vids.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

The f.uck you mean " the f.uck is an emo" ?

Emo

Emo

Emo

And my personal favorite... Tickle Me Emo

Ah... should have figured it was a dumbass American teen thing.

So how do these emo kids have anything to do with the tattooed tits & ass on suicidegirls.com?

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

What I' ve done with my girlfriend is my business. Torr on the other hand, I' m just waiting for him to upload the night-vision vids.

Virgin.

Eddie I respect that it' s your business and all but shit dude. Buy a bottle of wine and cook her a fine meal. You need some pussy, Jesus won' t keep you happy forever.

So how do these emo kids have anything to do with the tattooed tits & ass on suicidegirls.com?

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

So how do these emo kids have anything to do with the tattooed tits & ass on suicidegirls.com?

I' m sure they don' t all actually want to kill themselves...

Right?

And my personal favorite... Tickle Me Emo

Depress-A-Me Street

I' m sure they don' t all actually want to kill themselves...

Right?

Most just want attention.

ORIGINAL: mastachefbkw

I' m sure they don' t all actually want to kill themselves...

Right?

Most just want attention.

Soooooo.... that' s why they pose for nude pictures?

If we were talking about Sasha Grey... i' d instantly agree... that bitch is definitely seeking attention. But she' s not emo... is she?

And does this mean that all girls who pose for softcore photographs are emo?

And does this mean that all girls who pose for softcore photographs are emo?

If they cut themselves and cry about everything and say the world is cruel, then sure, why not?

I don' t completely understand the psychology behind posing nude, other than the fact that it' s easy money. However, they aren' t " emo" because they have tatoos. One thing is certain, you can' t determine a persons emotional state by their style. Many of them likely do crave attention, and I imagine you would need good self esteem to pose nude.

Besides, they' re not even in the " emo style" . They' re more punk. Which is a movement that has more to do with rebellion than self loathing.

Mmmmmm... nude punk girls

What I' ve done with my girlfriend is my business. Torr on the other hand, I' m just waiting for him to upload the night-vision vids.

Virgin.

Your point? Do I now not make the list of " cool kids" because I' m not ashamed of the fact that I don' t have sex?

I don' t bash your life choices. The least you can do is respect mine.

Eddie I respect that it' s your business and all but shit dude. Buy a bottle of wine and cook her a fine meal. You need some pussy, Jesus won' t keep you happy forever.

Mr. Happy isn' t going to fall off if I don' t work him out three times a day, but I do appreciate your fixation with my junk' s wellbeing.

So how do these emo kids have anything to do with the tattooed tits & ass on suicidegirls.com?

Re-read the front page of the website.

" Tattooed Girls Goth Punk Emo Alt Girls"

I don' t find emo/goth/punk chicks that attractive. That' s personal preference and nothing more. Whether they' re emo by fashion or emo by personality doesn' t much matter to me. I don' t want a girl that does nothing but whine about her life, whether she' s actually got anything to whine about or not.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Your point? Do I now not make the list of " cool kids" because I' m not ashamed of the fact that I don' t have sex?

I don' t bash your life choices. The least you can do is respect mine.

Fighting human nature = a life choice?

Heh... that' s almost as bad as having to go to church every week.

Mr. Happy isn' t going to fall off if I don' t work him out three times a day, but I do appreciate your fixation with my junk' s wellbeing.

The fuc.k is a junk?

Re-read the front page of the website.

" WE REDEFINE BEAUTY WITH NEW MODERN PIN-UP GIRL PICS EVERY 12 HOURS"

What am i missing?

I don' t want a girl that does nothing but whine about her life, whether she' s actually got anything to whine about or not.

Uh... bubububu... but... that' s what women do.

http://eliteownage.com/

I don' t want a girl that does nothing but whine about her life, whether she' s actually got anything to whine about or not.

What does that have ANYTHING to do with the " Suicide Girls" ? If you don' t find that style attractive that one thing, it' s also irrelevant to what you said originally. You said:

" They remind me of the creepy emo girl we all knew in Junior-High that kept sharp pieces of glass in her purse."

Like I was saying you can' t read a persons mind by looking at the clothes they wear. Why would you assume they are whinny? It' s a style! It makes them happy. It means nothing else.

Have you even seen them speak? Did they " whine about life" ?

Go find an interview with a few of them and come back to us.

Plus... those girls looks like they' ll let you do anything to them!

ANYTHING!

It might not for you. It does for me. I associate that style of dress with irritating whiny girls, because the girls I know who dress like they' re emo irritate me.

I don' t like irritating girls. All the emo girls I know irritate me. When I see a picture of emo girls, I draw a connection to irritating girls.

I don' t know their personalities, but it irritates me because of my life experiences. It' s not that much of a jump.

the fuc.k is a junk?

Courtesy Urbandictionary:

Junk - The male genitalia.

Fighting human nature = a life choice?

It' s also human nature to beat the f.uck out of guys I don' t like to express my dominance as an alpha male. That' s how it works in the animal kingdom, and to a certain extent that' s how it works in the human world. That doesn' t mean I prowl the streets with a baseball bat looking for my next victim.

And in the end, I' m choosing to not have sex, and it' s my life. So yes Majik... it is a life choice.

Why are you so preoccupied with my sex life anyhow? Is it friendly concern, or are you trying to make me feel ashamed of it or something?

Re-read the front page of the website.

Let me be more specific. Read the text on the top of your window. Unless my browser is smoking crack, it reads " Tattooed Girls Goth Punk Emo Alt Girls"

I don' t want a girl that does nothing but whine about her life, whether she' s actually got anything to whine about or not.

Uh... bubububu... but... that' s what women do.

Maybe yours does, but I can' t say I share the same experience.