Company Tries to Trademark " Pwnage"

The story, found at A Finnish software company thinks they somehow have rights to the word " pwnage" .

But hey, it could be worse. It' s not like they' re trying to patent the pinch or anything.

(As a small aside, what' s with the lame SuicideGirls banner-ads Kotaku? They remind me of the creepy emo girl we all knew in Junior-High that kept sharp pieces of glass in her purse.[:' (])

The fuc.k is an emo?

As a small aside, what' s with the lame SuicideGirls banner-ads Kotaku?

http://suicidegirls.com/

Ok... so i see tits & ass...

Eddie... what have you got against tits & ass? You have fuc.ked that girlfriend of your haven' t you? ...or... Torr?

The f.uck you mean " the f.uck is an emo" ?

Emo

Emo

Emo

And my personal favorite... Tickle Me Emo

What I' ve done with my girlfriend is my business. Torr on the other hand, I' m just waiting for him to upload the night-vision vids.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

The f.uck you mean " the f.uck is an emo" ?

Emo

Emo

Emo

And my personal favorite... Tickle Me Emo

Ah... should have figured it was a dumbass American teen thing.

So how do these emo kids have anything to do with the tattooed tits & ass on suicidegirls.com?

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

What I' ve done with my girlfriend is my business. Torr on the other hand, I' m just waiting for him to upload the night-vision vids.

Virgin.

Eddie I respect that it' s your business and all but shit dude. Buy a bottle of wine and cook her a fine meal. You need some pussy, Jesus won' t keep you happy forever.

So how do these emo kids have anything to do with the tattooed tits & ass on suicidegirls.com?

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

So how do these emo kids have anything to do with the tattooed tits & ass on suicidegirls.com?

I' m sure they don' t all actually want to kill themselves...

Right?

And my personal favorite... Tickle Me Emo

Depress-A-Me Street

I' m sure they don' t all actually want to kill themselves...

Right?

Most just want attention.

ORIGINAL: mastachefbkw

I' m sure they don' t all actually want to kill themselves...

Right?

Most just want attention.

Soooooo.... that' s why they pose for nude pictures?

If we were talking about Sasha Grey... i' d instantly agree... that bitch is definitely seeking attention. But she' s not emo... is she?

And does this mean that all girls who pose for softcore photographs are emo?

And does this mean that all girls who pose for softcore photographs are emo?

If they cut themselves and cry about everything and say the world is cruel, then sure, why not?

I don' t completely understand the psychology behind posing nude, other than the fact that it' s easy money. However, they aren' t " emo" because they have tatoos. One thing is certain, you can' t determine a persons emotional state by their style. Many of them likely do crave attention, and I imagine you would need good self esteem to pose nude.

Besides, they' re not even in the " emo style" . They' re more punk. Which is a movement that has more to do with rebellion than self loathing.

Mmmmmm... nude punk girls

What I' ve done with my girlfriend is my business. Torr on the other hand, I' m just waiting for him to upload the night-vision vids.

Virgin.

Your point? Do I now not make the list of " cool kids" because I' m not ashamed of the fact that I don' t have sex?

I don' t bash your life choices. The least you can do is respect mine.

Eddie I respect that it' s your business and all but shit dude. Buy a bottle of wine and cook her a fine meal. You need some pussy, Jesus won' t keep you happy forever.

Mr. Happy isn' t going to fall off if I don' t work him out three times a day, but I do appreciate your fixation with my junk' s wellbeing.

So how do these emo kids have anything to do with the tattooed tits & ass on suicidegirls.com?

Re-read the front page of the website.

" Tattooed Girls Goth Punk Emo Alt Girls"

I don' t find emo/goth/punk chicks that attractive. That' s personal preference and nothing more. Whether they' re emo by fashion or emo by personality doesn' t much matter to me. I don' t want a girl that does nothing but whine about her life, whether she' s actually got anything to whine about or not.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Your point? Do I now not make the list of " cool kids" because I' m not ashamed of the fact that I don' t have sex?

I don' t bash your life choices. The least you can do is respect mine.

Fighting human nature = a life choice?

Heh... that' s almost as bad as having to go to church every week.

Mr. Happy isn' t going to fall off if I don' t work him out three times a day, but I do appreciate your fixation with my junk' s wellbeing.

The fuc.k is a junk?

Re-read the front page of the website.

" WE REDEFINE BEAUTY WITH NEW MODERN PIN-UP GIRL PICS EVERY 12 HOURS"

What am i missing?

I don' t want a girl that does nothing but whine about her life, whether she' s actually got anything to whine about or not.

Uh... bubububu... but... that' s what women do.

http://eliteownage.com/

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I don' t want a girl that does nothing but whine about her life, whether she' s actually got anything to whine about or not.

What does that have ANYTHING to do with the " Suicide Girls" ? If you don' t find that style attractive that one thing, it' s also irrelevant to what you said originally. You said:

" They remind me of the creepy emo girl we all knew in Junior-High that kept sharp pieces of glass in her purse."

Like I was saying you can' t read a persons mind by looking at the clothes they wear. Why would you assume they are whinny? It' s a style! It makes them happy. It means nothing else.

Have you even seen them speak? Did they " whine about life" ?

Go find an interview with a few of them and come back to us.

Plus... those girls looks like they' ll let you do anything to them!

ANYTHING!

It might not for you. It does for me. I associate that style of dress with irritating whiny girls, because the girls I know who dress like they' re emo irritate me.

I don' t like irritating girls. All the emo girls I know irritate me. When I see a picture of emo girls, I draw a connection to irritating girls.

I don' t know their personalities, but it irritates me because of my life experiences. It' s not that much of a jump.

the fuc.k is a junk?

Courtesy Urbandictionary:

Junk - The male genitalia.

Fighting human nature = a life choice?

It' s also human nature to beat the f.uck out of guys I don' t like to express my dominance as an alpha male. That' s how it works in the animal kingdom, and to a certain extent that' s how it works in the human world. That doesn' t mean I prowl the streets with a baseball bat looking for my next victim.

And in the end, I' m choosing to not have sex, and it' s my life. So yes Majik... it is a life choice.

Why are you so preoccupied with my sex life anyhow? Is it friendly concern, or are you trying to make me feel ashamed of it or something?

Re-read the front page of the website.

Let me be more specific. Read the text on the top of your window. Unless my browser is smoking crack, it reads " Tattooed Girls Goth Punk Emo Alt Girls"

I don' t want a girl that does nothing but whine about her life, whether she' s actually got anything to whine about or not.

Uh... bubububu... but... that' s what women do.

Maybe yours does, but I can' t say I share the same experience.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Courtesy Urbandictionary:

Junk - The male genitalia.

So, what' s the connotation?

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

It' s also human nature to beat the f.uck out of guys I don' t like to express my dominance as an alpha male. That' s how it works in the animal kingdom, and to a certain extent that' s how it works in the human world. That doesn' t mean I prowl the streets with a baseball bat looking for my next victim.

I' m pretty sure it isn' t human or animal nature to just beat the fuc.k out of other males, ...at least i' ve never seen a gorilla mug a chimp on the National Geographic channel.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

And in the end, I' m choosing to not have sex, and it' s my life. So yes Majik... it is a life choice.

Why are you so preoccupied with my sex life anyhow? Is it friendly concern, or are you trying to make me feel ashamed of it or something?

You can blame my hegemonic masculinity i guess.

It just seems a little abnormal. I mean, you' re suppressing your natural urges... i just don' t get why. Is this a religious thing?

Let me be more specific. Read the text on the top of your window. Unless my browser is smoking crack, it reads " Tattooed Girls Goth Punk Emo Alt Girls"

Then i guess you can blame your fuc.ked up culture for spawning such bullshit.

It appears to be a soft porn website though... and i' m guessing many of the girls are actually gay. I don' t think you' re supposed to be concerned with what they have to say... i think the idea is that you look at their tits.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Maybe yours does, but I can' t say I share the same experience.

You' ll get there kiddo.

It' s also human nature to beat the f.uck out of guys I don' t like to express my dominance as an alpha male.

LMAO

Eddie:

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

It' s also human nature to beat the f.uck out of guys I don' t like to express my dominance as an alpha male.

LMAO

Eddie:

Meh...

Easier... cheaper...



...and that shit would even work for Torr

Your point? Do I now not make the list of " cool kids" because I' m not ashamed of the fact that I don' t have sex?

As the President of Hitting That Ass I Demand all kikizo members to go out and tap that Punane.

But on serious note I respect your choices and all but there is nutting wrong with getting close to the ladies and taping that ass every now and then. Try and stay strong as long as you can. But its all about being human and experiencing that one on one time with the lady of your choice. I hope that you are like 16 or something and not a 40 year old virgin.

You need to hit that ass just one time at least once do it for me please.
If you were my friend I would get you drunk and put you in the bed with a sexy women and let it go from there.

So, what' s the connotation?

There is none. Junk' s just another word for the twig & berries.

I' m pretty sure it isn' t human or animal nature to just beat the fuc.k out of other males, ...at least i' ve never seen a gorilla mug a chimp on the National Geographic channel.

Chimps have established alpha males in their community. If an alpha male challenges one of the lesser males, the lesser male stands down nine times out of ten, unless it tries to take the alpha male. One beats the f.uck out of the other. One becomes the alpha, the other obtains the status of beta, and the order' s restored.

Look at a pack of wolves. They' re a better example. In a pack of wolves there' s an alpha male, and an alpha female. The alpha male always eats first, and is usually the only one to mate. It' s animal nature to fight for the top slot. We do the same thing as human, but more commonly with words, or politics, though sometimes with violence.

You can blame my hegemonic masculinity i guess.

It just seems a little abnormal. I mean, you' re suppressing your natural urges... i just don' t get why. Is this a religious thing?

A component of it is religious, but not all of it. I' d explain the religious component, but you' ve already got a basic grasp on my belief system, so I' ll save breath and skip it.

I' ve seen relationships that begin with sex, or are based around sex. My friends are all horny stereotypical guys, who as nice people as they are, are constantly looking for the next chick to tap, (or a chick to tap in some cases). I also see their relationships. They don' t last. I mean, quite frankly, can you say that any of your relationships have been better off, or have lasted longer because you were having sex? Society makes it appear that you can' t have a close loving relationship with someone unless you screw regularly.

Is it really that alien a concept to only want to have sex with a person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

*ignoring the date-rape joke. I don' t find it funny.

But on serious note I respect your choices and all but there is nutting wrong with getting close to the ladies and taping that ass every now and then.

I' ve been over this before. I' m not into the goth/bondage thing.

Try and stay strong as long as you can. But its all about being human and experiencing that one on one time with the lady of your choice. I hope that you are like 16 or something and not a 40 year old virgin.

Wait... so you respect my choice to wait.... and you' re trying to get me to have sex. Did your logic train get bombed on the way out of the station here, or what?

And yes, I' m 16, but I frankly don' t see how that' s relevant. I wasn' t necessarily keen on letting on to my age, because your credibility takes a massive dive, and people view you far differently when they realize you' re a literate well spoken teenager, and not a moderately intelligent adult..

You need to hit that ass just one time at least once do it for me please.
If you were my friend I would get you drunk and put you in the bed with a sexy women and let it go from there.

Right... but I find most alcohol disgusting, and I' ve got a family history of violent alcoholics. You couldn' t pay me all the money in the world to touch the stuff, no less get wasted.

Junk' s just another word for the twig & berries.

Don' t call it that...

Is it really that alien a concept to only want to have sex with a person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

There' s no logic in it. We' re animals, there' s nothing sacred about human beings. Providing for your urges is the foundation of psychological health. We now have the ability to cheat the system and have sex without pregnancy. There is no reason to deprive yourself of a basic need in order to save yourself for that one person you do want to procreate with. We can have it both ways.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Is it really that alien a concept to only want to have sex with a person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

So you don' t want to spend the rest of your life with your current girlfriend?

So, I' m aware I won' t sway anybody religiously, and to be honest, I appear to be the only idyllic romantic here, so look at it from a practical point of view.

Safe sex isn' t 100% assured, and I don' t have the means to be a father, nor is that an experience I want to put my girlfriend through. There' s a defendable viewpoint against just about everything I' ve said here, but if I don' t want to chance putting somebody I care about in that position, why would I even start?

Providing for your urges is the foundation of psychological health.

Which is why statistically speaking, people who have loads of sexual partners are not as satisfied with sex as a person who is committed to one person?

Besides, my mental health is doing fine. I think emotional and physical intimacy, not sex, is a basic human need, and people who have those are far better off than those who don' t. (Note the choice of words, need not urge)

Don' t call it that...

Dick,
Wank,
Dong,
Johnson,
Weiner,
John Thomas,
Schlong,
Mangina,
Rooster,
Willy
The albino weasel,
Herman the one-eyed german.

Better?

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

So, I' m aware I won' t sway anybody religiously, and to be honest, I appear to be the only idyllic romantic here, so look at it from a practical point of view.

You' re not. I' m pretty sure it' s been common knowledge around here that I' m a virgin.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

ORIGINAL: Rampage99

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

So, I' m aware I won' t sway anybody religiously, and to be honest, I appear to be the only idyllic romantic here, so look at it from a practical point of view.

You' re not. I' m pretty sure it' s been common knowledge around here that I' m a virgin.

This is what i don' t get. It' s the most natural thing in the world... and yet you two fight it. Why?

I mean, quite frankly, can you say that any of your relationships have been better off, or have lasted longer because you were having sex?

Yeah sex is always better with the one you love. I don' t think I can have a girl freind without taping that ass every now and then . I am a man and I need it.

And yes, I' m 16, but I frankly don' t see how that' s relevant. I wasn' t necessarily keen on letting on to my age, because your credibility takes a massive dive, and people view you far differently when they realize you' re a literate well spoken teenager, and not a moderately intelligent adult..

Enough said I think you are old enough to be worried about a relationship .

Right... but I find most alcohol disgusting, and I' ve got a family history of violent alcoholics. You couldn' t pay me all the money in the world to touch the stuff, no less get wasted.

I can understand that. My family has a bad drug problem so thats why I never ever touch drugs and never will.

We' re the nutjob Christian type. If you' ve never had a religious background, you probably won' t get it with all the explanation on earth.

You' re not. I' m pretty sure it' s been common knowledge around here that I' m a virgin.

I was loathe to bring you into it, unless you wanted to get brought up yourself, but yeah. There are a few others I suspect, but none of them that would openly admit it. There' s a distinction between being a virgin by choice, and just not getting any.

Meh, whatever. As usual guys, you' re not changing my mind, and I' m not changing yours, but I' ve got the flu, and want nothing more than to curl up with a nice book, a massive glass of Sunny D, and a good movie and fall asleep drooling in a computer chair. Peace out y' all.

1.) Religion is one of the big reasons. Yeah, I know you guys like to scratch that one right off but it' s what I believe.

2.) I' d rather not get some girl pregnant.

3.) I' d rather not catch anything from a random girl.

4.) I kind of think sex is a pretty special ' gift' , if you will, to take part in when you get married. I mean, hell it' s not like I don' t have the urge to have sex and I' ve had more than my fair share of opportunities but being able to show that kind of self control and save myself for one person... that seems pretty special.

To be honest virginity is not even something I expect from girls anymore. Finding one these days is next to impossible... especially hot ones. I' m not settling for anything less than a girl that looks like a model. I' m not going to kid myself that there' s some insanely hot girl out there that' s also a virgin that I' m just going to randomly stumble across.

When I do find that special girl it will mean a lot to know that she loves me enough to hold off on sex for marriage because it' s one of my strong beliefs, regardless of whether of they' ve had sex. Having a strong relationship that can survive without sex will most likely survive the long haul. My last girlfriend couldn' t handle it and got some on the side which reinforced my point.

Besides, I' ve gone 22 years without it and I' m fine. It' s not like holding off on sex is going to kill me. I have a good life without it.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

Are you guys just talking about penetrative sex... or do you refrain from all form of sexual contact save for... kissing?

Kissing is as far as I' ve gone.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

But if you both got tested... you' d be ok to do everything bar full sex. Isn' t that a better solution than to suppress your natural urges?

maybe sex is just not important for some people. I was older than rampage when I lost mine - I was off doing other things; I never once considered it abnormal that I wasn' t doing it.

Ornodeal pretty much nailed it. Since I' ve never had it it' s not something I really have the urge to actively pursue. I' m sure if I had already had sex it would be much harder to keep myself from doing it again.

I' ve never had the experience so I really don' t know what I' m missing out on nor do I currently care. Right now I' m more concerned with bills, finding an actual job in the game industry, and spending time with my family than wasting time chasing girls.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

Too busy to get laid.

Never heard that one before.

ORIGINAL: mikayd2

I don' t think I can have a girl freind without taping that ass every now and then .

Strange fetish you have there.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."