AN HOUR???!!!??!! How could you stand the nasty smell that long? And that smell will creep up and stick to your Nomad/PSP/DS/TurboExpress/GBA/Game Gear/etc forever! I can never understand how people can read while taking a dump, either. I am in and out in less than 5 mintues. I kick ass!

lol.. I flush very often so nothing to worry about on that end! I think the longest I' ve been in there was probably an hour and a half playing Castlevania: Circle of the Moon! Sometimes I live in my bathroom.. Long ass showers that are 45+ minutes are the norm.

Joe, try an hour and ull see.

What would I do for an hour? My bowels don' t move that slowly Also, I don' t want my legs to fall asleep or spend hundreds more on my water bill due to the multiple flushes each time I take a dump. The smell lingers around long enough even after a quick dump so I don' t see how I could stand an hour even if I flushed every 2 minutes.

Sickos.

see... taking a dump can be very entertaining, look how long everyone has talked about it.


Ok, I am leaving this thread, for now at least

This should be Kikizo' s new banner:

vrey creative joe, LoL

joe, you are weird!

Or or or to add to this deep and (bowel...ha ha...) moving conversation. I am posting while right here on the great porcelin chair.

During these times I am almost 100% guarenteed to be left alone. So with total isolation I can relax , enjoy the scenery (if you have a window present) or just take the time to get a few things done (write a poem, sing a song, or as stated before post on Kikizo!).



Yaaaaay

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BACK ON TOPIC

-I' m starting to hate the Tony Hawk series...sure they are expanding the enviroments but thats about it.

Mass X you need to insert a *PLOP* when the turds actually hit the water as you type. That way we get the full effect. The *PLOP* should be EXACTLY when it occured as you were typing. Other things to add depening on the severity of the dump may be *SPLASH*, *WIGGLE AND SHAKE*, *PHHOOOOOZZ!!!*, and *EWW!* (for when the nasty smell hits you).

Even better, we should have that amBX technology installed.