This or That

Losing a leg. Discovering you can' t pass an 8th grade spelling and grammar test or seeing Silentbomber naked.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Wel sence i M soooo beon 8th grad spelin n grammr I gess it b horyball 2 no i suck at ti

Countries ran by people in charge now or by console fanboys (fanboys age 12-16)?

The curse of the console fanboy runs deep. I cannot live in that world. I' ll take the politicians.

an ugly ass wart on your ass, or an ugly ass mole on your face. (remember, the mole will likely stay the same size, but the wart will grow with you like a best friend)

wart on the ass... at least i can hide it (and possibly have it removed)


watching your favourite sports team play a really crappy game and win or watching them play a really good game and lose?

play a real good game and lose, becuase if they play good, there is allways hope.

Sony Fanboys or Microsoft fanboys OR Nintendo fanboys

[i had to add the last one, dont eat me.]

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Hmmm. Let' s go with Nintendo Fanboys only because I still love nintendo deep down inside. I first answered with the one I hate the most, but then I realized what the thread was again.


The letter P or the letter Q?

Q for sure, So many nasty words can be spelled with p.

Big feet or Big hands?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Big hands, women tend to find that sexy somehow!


Raven Shield or Lockdown?

Lockdown

Tom Clancy or Stephen King

stephen king


wedensday or thursday

Thursday. Wednseday licks balls.

And holy crap the.ben!!! Back from the dead??

Britney spears (back when she wasn' t as fugly) or Jessica Simpson. And yes, it' s ok to hate them both, so in fact we' ll make this one a " who do you hate more this or that"

back from the dead?? i guess kinda sorta since school killed me this year....

as for who i hate more? geeze....that' s like asking if i hate bush or hussein more, but this is jessica and britney and i think i will have to base it purely on looks as if it went down to smarts and personality, well, my head would explode....so, jessica it is.

broken big toe or broken thumb

Big Toe, then I can sit on my ass all day and play games with my working thumbs.

Girls got back or girls with rack?

or for the oppisite sex:

All muscle no meat or Sausage King (a total glutton with a comparable package eh?)

Girls with racks.

Sweet or Savoury?

savoury

kikced in the junk by a a field goal specialist or kicked int he junk by a corner kick specialist

corner kick specialist i think. I guess that the field specialist might kick from underneath as opposed to from the side in the case of the corner specialist.

Having a brand new state of the art computer that will be good for 7 years before you need an upgrade

or a used car that will die on you in five years without giving you trouble before hand.

Car, becuase good cars are worth like 10 times more than fancy computers?

Rock Star or Sports Legend.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Rockstar! You can get away with a whole lot more without comepletely ruining your career.

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars

Snowboarding or Skiing

snowboarding

nice, smart and " ok" looking girl or a gorgeous ,incredibly hot but stupid bitch?

Why cant i choose butt ugly and stupid?

no, ít depends on what the use of her is, permanant relationships is for the smart kind, one night things is for the hot one

1 million dollars, or 2000lbs in gold coins?

I would take the gold coins, becuase frankly dollars ant worth jack.

Black or White?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

White

Bottle or Draft?

bottle

not being able to smell, taste, and hear
OR
not being able to see

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Not being able to smell, hear taste (not being able to see would be more upsetting I think)

Which is most important:

Nice voice?

Or

Nice eyes?

Nice eyes, as long as she dosent have a flesh-tearing voice!

visiting your hero or going to E3?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

If I visited myself that would make me crazy, so I' ll say e3. (If you knew how good I am you would think I' m modest.)

Having a 90% eyesight loss or 20% intelligence loss? (both permanent)

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I think i' d rather be daaaadumb but can see so 20% intellegence loss.


Pretty but bad body odour
Or
Absolutely hideous but lovely scented

HAHA

Absolutely hideous but lovely scented


Long Toe Nails

or

Hairy Pits

(for a girl clearly)

long toe nails

Having to cut your hand or get electrecuted (like in SNL when Chris Farley is on the Japanese game show)

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I think i' d rather get electricuted

Friends that you absolutely can' t stand
OR
No friends at all

no friends at all


Eating insects

Or

being eaten by insects?

Eating insects

Being lost in a rainforest
OR
Being lost on safari

Gee, not THAT much difference there.

Being lost in a rainforest. Don' t want to be lacking water now, do I?

Initial D: Arcade Stage 3
OR
Gran Turismo 4

You wa Shock!!!

Lockdown

Guinness or Budweiser?

oops il try again

Initial D: Arcade Stage 3

Guinness or Budweiser?

Guiness

Cats
Or
Dogs

Dogs. I' m alergic to cats.

Unorthodox sequels:
Zelda 2
OR
Super Mario Bros. 2 (Not the Japanese one )

You wa Shock!!!

Zelda though it' s gone down in my estimation it' s still a lot better than the overly sequeled mario.


Glasses
Or
Contacts

Glasses, because they are easier to look after.

Lost or Invasion?