This or That

Skittles. Unless it was penut M and Ms.
Mouse or Keyboard?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Just a post to make someone' s answer to Boss Hogg show up.

What the Hell. Why?

Because these boards were programmed very poorly.

Mouse or Keyboard?

Ill go for the keyboard, since i cant use my pc without it, and i can do so without my mouse, though playing FPS games gets quite hard.

Working your ass of to get 1.000.000$ or winning them in a lottery?

Jennifer Love Hewitt. I like girls that are smaller than me.

WTF?

I' ll take the lottery winnings because I am lazy and I want to be rewarded for being lazy.



Accidentally drive off of a cliff and die

OR

Accidentally drive off of a cliff, survive, and then die when the ambulance drives off of a cliff?

Hell, ill take the ambulance ride as well, just for kicks, and that way its easier to get in the papers and the news, wouldnt want to miss my 15 minutes of fame, even though i might be a corpse.

Knowingly peeing on an electric fence, or doing it unknowingly getting a nasty surprise?

unkowingly, I can' t stand self mutilation.

getting shocked from a power outlet or getting sun burnt.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Power outlet any day. It' s not that bad and is over pretty quick, and you' re only pissed for a few seconds after that. But sunburns last days and days!

Papercut OR hangnail?

Papercut, those arent as bad as people making them to be. I rather i havent lost my thumb yet..

Having sex with your girlfriend, or having sex with your girlfriend and her friend?

Definetly my girlfriend and her freind


Lisa Raye or Vida Guerra (if you dont know who the women are go do a google image search now!)

Vida Guerra.

Airsoft or paintball?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Airsoft or paintball?

Never played either but I will go with air soft, the guns are modeled after real guns and you don' t get the mess of paint.

Who would win i a fight, Deadpool or Wolverine?

Wolverine

Kikizo or EuroGamer !!

' Im old enough to know better but young enough to not give a fuck!'

Not to suck up, but i prefer Kikizo, never visited Eurogamer.

Sushi or McDonalds?

McDonald' s. It' s nature' s perfect food!

A super fast OS that crashes a lot OR a very slow OS that never crashes?

I THINK that I would take the slow os. I HATED when my computer used to crash.

A sharp stick to the eye, or Richard Pryor making jokes about your momma in front of a bunch of hot chicks?

I value my ability to see far more than the possibility of getting my end away ..

Ejaculating on her Tits or Face

' Im old enough to know better but young enough to not give a fuck!'

How is it possible to contain it to one or the other locations, unless you have a small load?

Dying in a really cool gigantic explosion not far from London (not like that would ever happen) OR dying in a really cool train that accidentally drives straight off of a cliff, explodes and stays on fire for a year?

The train accident my death would go down in history.

Cake or Pie

Cake, definetly, im not really a pie dude.

Saving the world and dying doing it, or... saving the world and living through it, while someone else gets credit for it!

Saving the world and not getting credti. I don' t want to be blamed for this place.

Getting a new hot neighbor who loves nerds who play videogames OR a $10 gift certificate at Home Depot?

Getting the hot neighbour.

Playing a guitar with razors for strings, or sitting infront of the tv eating chocolate and watching your favorite show?

Definitely the guitar with razors. Duh.

Watching Survivor on TV or pulling your eyeballs out of their sockets with rusty pliers?

survivor, I really enjoy it when hicks are on there and do crazy stuff.

Stabbing yourself in the heart with an extremely long needle to inject antidote or dying.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Stabbing myself in the heart with an extremely long needle to live because im too important to die.


Cats or Dogs

Cats ofcourse. Dogs a big stinking animals, that drool and try to lick peoples privates. Cats are more nimble, though the 3 i have a close to getting their heads chopped off, one of the them pisses in our bed at times, so annoying, i think he should be happy he is loved.

Watching StarTrek on a polish tv with voiceovers, where all the voices are done by the same emotionless female, and you can hear the original voices underneath or watching a german synchronisation of Terminator?

Terminator, after a few shots of rye I think that would be quite funny.

If you could instantely learn one language perfectely. whould you pick Japanese or Spanish.

Agent Ghost is my Xbox 360 gamer tag.

Spanish I know more people who speak Spanish then Japenesse

Your Birthday or Christmas

My birthday because #1 I can be selfish and just receive which is the way life is meant to be (no giving involved) and #2 everyone doesn' t go balls out insane on my birthday and need to be shot.

Heavy wind OR freezing rain?

Heavy wind, having been bald some years of my life, i know that freezing rain is a painful expirience, while heavy wind is simply annoying.


Sex with a virgin, or sex with a expirienced porn stor, each pretty and sexy in their own way!

Sex with a virgin. If you do a good enough job she could remember you for the rest of her life.

Who would win in a fight a Gorilla or A Bear

After watching Kong recently my im leaning towards the gorilla ..

- Being out with a hot girl for the first time, needing to fart, doing so and subsequently shitting yourself (Her realising what has happened) .. Also she knows a lot of your friends, so everyone is bound to find out ..

or

- Putting dog food on your balls and masturbating ..

' Im old enough to know better but young enough to not give a fuck!'

Your one twisted person. And now that im replying, i dont even not what to choose, both being insanely.... weird!

Ill pick the girl part, because its the most embarresing and will make the best story.

Blowing your arm off, or blowing your leg off?

my Leg hands down, walking is overrated, and how the fuck is a man to play video games with one hand?

Going into buisness or into a trade, assuming both career paths pay the same.

Agent Ghost is my Xbox 360 gamer tag.

trade, then I can make video games

If you could have a real one would you want a warthog (your choice of mounted weaponry) or ghost from Halo 2?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

definetly a ghost, it being a hovercraft would be very cool.

Working for Bungie or Working for Capcom?

Working for Capcom, because they actually make games I enjoy and they have done so for a very long time. Working for Capcom would make me much cooler and pimpin' than if I worked for Bungie, which would only make me popular with computer nerds (Xbox fans... YES I have an Xbox).


Tim Burton' s The Nightmare Before Christmas or Peter Jackson' s King Kong?

(Dontcha just love how the directors and producers HAVE to have their name in the title?)

Nightmare before Christmas.

Sweet things or sour things?

sweet things

locktapus or REV

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

REV.

Snakes or Ladders?