This or That

All depends on the specifics of the tool. I say getting shot since thats a type of scar i have yet to recieve...got catch' m all ya know...

Bad Acne or an excessive amount of body hair?

On myself? Or on someone else? I' ll go with acne... it can be treated and go away. Hair is just nasty!


No TV or no internet?

no tv

the internet can be used in so many ways

baseball or softball (obvious)

Basketball, because it requires more skill. What, wasn' t that an option? Fine, baseball then.

Pepsi or Coke?

pepsi, and it does have a different taste.

**Coke zero sucks!!

scarface or The Notebook?

Scareface no contest

The Boondocks (Show) or Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Aqua Teen Hunger Force for sure.

Eating the shit right out of your ass or from another person' s. (1/4 lb of shit, amount in your average hamburger for non-US)

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I choose eating shit from my own ass, although I would sooner kill myself then to eat shit.
ps. ebaum has a video of someone eating their own shit, check it out.


Giving up video games ,internet and TV for a year for 500 000$ (half a million), you can' t cheat
or giving the man who made you the offer the finger.

A whole year? F*ck that! I' d choose the latter(I assume buying it all back would count as ' cheating' ). Besides, I could probably save up nearly that amount by the end of the year anyway.

This or that?

That. This is what I always get, and That always looks better.

Big Mac or Whopper

Whopper definetly a lot more tasty.

Better Show

24 or Lost

Lost, the show 24 pisses me off for some reason.

Who' s are the greater con artists?
Lawyers or Parents?

lawyers. parents don' t mean anything bad by it.

being struck by lightning and surviving or being struck by a large ball of hail and surviving?

-= S + A + I + M + I + R =-

Oooooooooh, tough one. I pick the hail one, because the lightning would run through your body to your feet. Although it wouldn' t be as bad if you were wearing thick shoes...

Anywhooooooooo, Explosion or implosion?

Explosion, just to ruin somebody elses day by having my brain matter rain all over them [:' (]

Why should I be the only one to suffer?!

Being made a eunuch or having a sex change?

Definetly having a sex change, but somehow i cant see them making me into a sassy chick. If someone wants to take my balls, it has to be done probebly.


Cucumbers or Tomatoes? or french fries with sunglasses on!

Cucumbers so I can turn them into delicious pickles

Having the ability to control the mind of people you can see (1 person at a time)
or
the ability to turn invisible for 25 minute intervals, taking 1 hour to recharge.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Invisibility, even with those conditions I' d be able to um borrow anything I want.

Vodka or Jack Daniels

im new but i prefer jack daniels

ORIGINAL: ice450

im new but i prefer jack daniels

Well, you' re also about 7 years old so i' ll take that Jack Daniels off you and you can have a coke instead!

Ok, to be Steven Segal for a day, or Van Damme for a week?

steven segal for a day because im not really a van damme fan to much

ORIGINAL: ice450

steven segal for a day because im not really a van damme fan to much

Huh!

Ok, so you' ve decided the answer to the previous question. Now you ask one...

seems like he' s not gonna ask and I don' t want this thread to die so:

master chief or batman?

-= S + A + I + M + I + R =-

master chief or batman?

Oh shit, now that' s a tough one. If I had never read the books I would easily pick Batman but the Chief is so awsome in the Halo trilogy. It would take the chief less then five seconds rip out Batmans spine but I think Batman wins out of sheer coolness. So i say Batman wins.

Who would win in a fight?

Venom or DeadPool
don' t answer if you don' t know them both.

I don' t know them both....oh shit I shouldn' t have posted...Chief is pretty cool too but I' d also pick batman just cuz I feel like I' ve " known" him longer.

kk, someone answer junkie' s question.

-= S + A + I + M + I + R =-

Venom. Deadpool has a cool name, and I liked his mini series back in the 90s, but Venom kicks ass. I' ll take Carnage over both of them though.

Eating a goldfish from your friends tank live or drinking a glass of bacon fat.

The goldfish, its so easy to swallow a goldfish whole, I would do it for five bucks.



Here' s a choice no one whats to make,

you have to choose between cutting off, both your hands or your penis.

both arms, i could probabily get fake ones after, but i wanna have my friend down there.

man that is a hard question, lol, too hard.

f1 driver or nascar driver?

-= S + A + I + M + I + R =-

F1, nascar is too boring for me.

cutting off your thumbs or your pointer fingers?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

You mean the index finger?

anyways I would pick any finger before the thumbs. The middle fingers could pick up the slack and I need my thumbs to play videogames.

hahhahahahaha gamejunkie, out of all the things you can use your thumbs for, you thought about videogames. LOL

Now ask a question junkie.

-= S + A + I + M + I + R =-

I guess I' ll have his then...

Freezing to death or dying from heat?

Freezing to death cuz after some point youre so numb you don' t feel anything anymore, but dying from heat, now that would be torture.

Nero Ultra Edition 6.6 (7 sucks, too many bugs too be fixed) or Roxio Media Studio 8? Consider them for the other features as well, not just burning audio CDs.

-= S + A + I + M + I + R =-

Sorry KiLLer, but apparently nobody has a preference on roxio or nero!

Silent Hill or Resident Evil (and as a side point, if you like silent hill, watch the preview for the movie, i' ll post it in a second topic. It looks amazing, I can' t believe how exact to the game it looks).

Hmm Silent Hill prior to RE4.

Getting caught cheating when the police catch you engaging in public sex or Getting caught cheating by your own kids who arrived home early from school? (if you dont have kids just use you imagination, which situation would you prefer to be caught in)

Rather get caught by police for sure!

Would you rather die in a fire or die drowning?

A fire. Can you imagine dying by being drowned...? Damn that must be hell! I' d still much rather a quick death than either of them choices, though.

Link(from Zelda) or Sora(from Kingdom Hearts)?

Are you kidding me? Link fucking owns that pussy Sora, the kid looks like a girl and he hangs around with queers. The legend in " The Legend of Zelda" is infact Link himself.

iPod video or Creative Zen Vision:M

Creative Zen Vision:M. iPods suck rat cack.

Eating an iPod Nano or meal of cat poop.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

an ipod nano, becuase it dosent smell and its quite small.

Discovering your Gay or Loseing a Leg?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!