This or That

Umm Madonna I guess.

3DO or Atari Jaguar

I can' t belive how many posts were done as i typed that. Rubbish!

3DO had better games, so er 3DO, even though it cost a stupid amount of money. In Canada it was going for a grand in some stores!

Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill?

Kill Bill ANYDAY! Pulp Fiction is decent but nowhere near as fun.

Compact Flash, SD Cards, or Memory Stick (bleh)?

Compact flash. I have many, and I all my devices use them.


Hot dogs or Hamburgers

Hamburgers way more tasty and I know what its made of. With hot dogs its pretty much a toss up.

Halo 2 or Half-Life 2

Halo 2

StarCraft 2 or Duke Nukem Forever

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Duke Nukem because you can watch pornos on the movie screen and he smokes cigars and smoking is really, really cool.

Anchorman OR a good movie?

a good movie.


Joe Redifer or Mxpx182?

Joe Redifer. Not sure why, though. Maybe because of his overwhelming sexiness.

Rikka or Mxpxmxpx182?

Rikka' s a cool member and I dont really know any Mxpxmxpx182, altho Mxpx182 is a cool guy also.

Terry Bogard (kikizo) or Adam Doree?

Suck up time rubbing my grubby little hands.

Adam is the nicest


Sausages? or Cucumbers dressed in pink skirts, wearing lipstick, eyeshadow, mascara, stiloto heels, that bitch talks and smokes 20 cigaretes a day?

Sausages. I dont like cucmbers that smoke.

Ninja Gaiden Black or Devil May Cry 3

I never played either but I' ll say DMC3 since Capcom>Team Ninja

Death by Explosion or Guillotine?

Explosions are super mega awesome and it would be an HONOR to be able to die in an explosion. That would be too cool.

Cornrows OR mullet? (They both are pretty bad)

Mullet simply because of the variety than can be achieved, ie. fem-mullet, skullet, etc. Plus, yours truly sported a small one back in the late 80' s.

Xbox 360 crapping out on you with RFL or being kicked in the junk by the hottest girl you' ve ever seen.

being kicked in the junk by the hottest girl i' ve ever seen, and with pleasure!

appartment or house?

House, most definitely. They tend to catch on fire less. Plus with a house you can crank up the sound and not worry about the neighbors (as much). Sure you have more payments and responsibilities, but it is worth it!

Needing to take a piss really, really bad OR using paper towels to wipe your ass?

using papertowels to wipe my ass. I hate having to take a leak realy really bad. it' s just torture.

McDonalds or BurgerKing?

I' ll take McDonalds. It' s nature' s perfect food!

Going to the Post Office to ship packages OR going to Target to buy boxes for the packages about to be shipped?

Going to Target to buy boxes for the packages about to be shipped....
Cause while I' m fortunate enough to NOT have to stand in line thanks to the postage machine at work , still the female postal clerk at the Speed counter acts like an annoyed p**ck sometimes... Sometimes I just want Joe to head over there and beat her a$$ for me!


Losing repeatedly to an insanely hard boss OR losing repeatedly to an insanely easy one?

Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

I don' t lose to easy boss' s. Losing to an insanely hard boss is my choice. And if anybody asks, I don' t ever lie either.

Waking up one morning to discover you are in fact a swank british spy with cool gadgets and hot ladies all around you, or waking up one morning to discover you are in fact you are a mastermind criminal with swank gadgets and hot ladies all around you.

The spy. Crime doesn' t pay!

The ability to stop time or the ability to see into the future?

Stop time. Seeing into the future would suck when you see into the future and it' s black cause you died. However stopping time you could undress people, restart time and then laugh at your hilariousness!!!!

Being Rikers bitch on an episode of Star Trek the Next Generation, or being Kirk' s bitch on an episode of Star Trek.

Being Kirk' s bitch because the original is better!

Playing a videogame with super awesome radical fantabulous music and great graphics and fun as hell (and hell is fun) gameplay OR winning $25 in the lottery?

The game all the way. 25 bucks won' t even get you two tickets and popcorn at the movies any more.

Finding out you have a condition that will knock 20 years off your life span, or finding out you have an STD that although won' t kill you, will never allow you to have sex again (or ever if a first timer).

Damn thats a tough one, Mxpx182 Id go with the first one. If 20 years was knocked from my lifespan I could go out and try to have as much sex as I can before I die.

Pizza or Fried Chicken

pizza ofc, uummmm so yummy.

working in the sewage systems or working in a really dirty pig farm??

sewers

Inserting a 6 inch corn cob and keeping it there for 3 days or training for as long as it takes until you are able to and do eat the shit right out of your ass. At least 1/4 pounds of shit has to be eaten.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Locopuyo well from now on be known as the scat man ;)

Well id like neither so to get this thread going, ill be eating shit from my ass, and to do that, id eat nothing but corn, since the stomach cant diggest it, which is the same as very bad cornflecks.

Having sex with a really really fat ugly girl that smells like poo or having sex with the neighbours little terrier!

The terrier. The dog can' t talk, so nobody ever needs to find out.

Now to clean things up a bit..... (You know who you are......)

Being dumped because you' re too dorky, or being dumped because you' re too ugly.

Being dumped because I' m too dorky.

Pooping in Locopuyo' s mouth OR going diarrhea in Locopuyo' s mouth (you know he' d LOVE both more than life itself).

Diarea is definete, i know he would love it, ScatPuyo (you know we mean it well)

Purple Hedgehogs or Pink Princesses

pink princesses are cuter and they r girls at least. purple just isn' t for males.

eating shit right outta ur ass or........I' m joking lol, Loco ur sick

sony ericsson or motorola?

Hmmm... probably Motorola because they have less chance of breaking down. Of course cell phones don' t work as well in America as they do over in the UK so we' re pretty much out of luck no matter what we choose here.

iPod or some other form of music storage (your choice)?

Zen mp3 player from Creative Labs. A little thicker and wider (not much difference) and can hold 20(or 25, i forgot, i actually have one)gigs of *data (not just mp3) and has better sound quality output than the iPod. does it look cooler? no but who cares.

David Letterman or Jay Leno?

Jay Leno, but I would pick Conan over him.

What movie should I go see Nardia or Underworld 2

Underworld 2 its a good gory action filled movie.

Splinter Cell or Metal Gear Solid (Sorry if this was already asked)

I choose Sam.

Ghost Recon 3 Advanced Warfare or Battlefield 2 (both are 360 versions)

never like the ghost recon games so I pic BFMC2, which I think is a pretty cool game. I like how you can command one player and choose to command another one and so on whenever u feel like it

rock or trance?

Definitely Rock...


To regret doing OR To regret not doing?

Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.