This or That

Snakes all the way. I used to laugh my ass off when my sister had to slide down that long ass snake!!!

being mistaken as older or being mistaken as younger than you really are.

Being mistaken as older. I' m only 15, though I still wish I was still 7 for personal reasons. If I were a lot older I would' ve chosen the latter.

Gays or Bisexuals?

EDIT - YAY! I' m no longer a n00b!

weird question.

Bisexual Girls, and Gay guys (more for the real men )

24 with Jack Baur (Kiefer Sutherland) or Desperate Housewives with Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria)?

Edit:

Fixed some naming issues!

I don' t watch primetime TV, but I' ll take Eva Longoria anyday over Keifer Sutherland, although he did make a great KKK member in that one movie. Keifer must love the KKK. That' s why his name begins with the ltter " K" . There is no other reason for it, logically.

Being too fat and being teased OR being too skinny and being teased?

I' d rather be fat any day. Fat people have a much easier time building muscle then skinny people assuming they aren' t too lazy to pick up some weights. Fat men have no excuse as far as I' m conserned, just push some iron you lazy prick (fat fuels muscle, muscle burns fat...easy. It only takes a month to turn any amount of fat to muscle if you apply yourself.

XM or Serius (satelite radio)

i think being skinny and being teased because i' m know at school as ether " twig boy" or " sushi" .





Master Chief or Arbitor

Master Chief or Arbitor

This one is kind of vague. But I' m going with the Chief based on the books not the game. Sure he kicks ass in the games but in the books (which is a good read by the way) he' s God.

Who would win in a boxing match, both boxers are fighting at their prime.
Mike tyson or Muhammad Ali.

XM or Serius (satelite radio)

XM! (Whichever station Opie & Anthony are on!)


Single session Electro Shock therapy OR a week with a support group?

Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

(This forum must be messed up if it even affects the mighty Terry Bogard' s responses)

I' ll take a week with a group. Maybe there' s a hottie in that group that needs some at-home therapy. :)

Plain, train OR automobile?

Train. I have never ridden a train before. It would be fun.


Up or down?

Train. I have never ridden a train before. It would be fun.

How on earth can you avoid that in life?

UP, im really a sky person

satin sheets or vanilla ice?

Satin Sheets

Laptop or Computer

Computer - laptops are too small to operate with such big hands (hear that, ladies?)

text messaging or calling?

Videogaming is the contemporary interactive pasttime.

Calling. Text messaging is for freakin idiots. Seriously, why the hell would I waste my time entering messages using phone keyes when ic ould phone the person, say my shit and be done with it. The whole idea of text messaging blows my mind. It' s like fat free sour cream, what' s the point?


Ok, usually I try to stay away from the trashy topics, but this was recently put to me, so here it goes.

Hot chick in white cotton panties, or hot chick in barely there thong.

Hot chick in white cotton panties, cause I like em mostly clothed!

Just on LOOKS alone:

Dial tone phones or Rotary dial phones?

Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

rotary dial phone , cus i have a record and i always try to beat it, the fastest time i dial a number took me 2s, i' m trying to go down to 1s, the last time i did that there was some kind of fire out of the phone because i was rotating so damn fast , can you believe it ?

yes or no ??

no, i don' t think it springs back fast enough to get that time.
Lasagna or Manicotti?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Absoufiane, you easily win the award for most original this or that post in a long time!!! Do I believe it, I love it!!!!

Anyways, I' ll say Lasagne.

Keeping with the pasta...... sort of...

Garfield or Heathcliff.

I' m gonna have to say Garfield. Heathcliff pisses me off. Then again so does Garfield. Both need to die from either AIDS or bird flu. But I enjoyed Garfield when I was a kid, back when he was actually funny and Jon lived with his gay friend Lyman or whatever his name was.

AIDS or Bird Flu?

Bird flu, they could mimik the tweety bird versus cat thing except he would catch the bird, eat it and die.

ninjas, sleep, pwn

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Ninjas! Ninjas kick ass always.


Pirates or monkeys?

Monkeys. They are simply delicious when cooked properly.

Finding a $10 bill that you can spend on whatever you want OR finding a new copy of Tony LaRussa Baseball for free?

$10 bill, I' m not a baseball fan at all

Skinning a kitten or baby rabbit

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Baby Rabbit, because cats are cute rabits arent really, i have yet to see a rabbit with a personality (not counting bugs bunny)

Falling with out a shute from a plane, or having the attachment snap during a bungie jump, while you sing im papa the sailor man?

If I' m gonna die, I want it to be a sure thing...out a plane without a parachute!

Win a million $$ of Cookie Crisp cereal or the equivalent in dog treats?

Videogaming is the contemporary interactive pasttime.

A million in cookie crisps. Cookie Crisps are the best and I dont have a dog so the dog treats would really go to waste.

Apple Pie or Cherry Pie

I' ll have to go with what' s safe, apple pie

while on the subject of food

Harvey' s or A&W

I can honestly say I' ve never eaten at a Harvey' s, There really are hardly any around in western Canada, so I' m going with A&W. Plus A&W' s mozza burger and onion rings can make me their bitch any time they want, I love em' .

Hot teacher in a boring class, or uggo teacher in your favorite class.

Hot teacher...' cause at least you can look at her and dream of the day that you and her are getting hot n' heavy.

Lunar eclipse or Solar eclipse?

Videogaming is the contemporary interactive pasttime.

Solar eclipse because that' ll be a few minutes that the god damned sun isn' t in my eyes! The sun should be illegal.

Constipation or dry heaves?

constipation for sure, dry heaves suck rat cack

Pushing in the right thumbstick or the left thumbstick on a 360 controller?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Left thumbstick so my right thumb can be pressing a button, and if I' m doing that it means that I' m not playing a first person shooter. Hooray!

White or red whine?

um red wine, I guess red whine too. Red is so much tastier than white.

eating the shit right out of your ass or peeing in your own mouth.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

you just killed this thread locopuyo, may god forgive you ...




THE END

The End OR The Beginning?

Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

the begining cus it' s much better

forever or never ?

Nice save Terry.

Never because forever would get boring after a while.

Being Blind or Being Deaf?

This thread cannot be killed, joeredifer tried many times

deaf, I rely much more on sight than hearing.

Rooming with the Cob Bearer for a year or having a bowl of poop hidden in your room for the whole year?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Rooming with the Cob Bearer for a year or having a bowl of poop hidden in your room for the whole year?

I don' t know who you' re talking about but I' ll take the bowl of shit. I don' t like being around people and the shit would dry up and remain oderless in just a few days.

Who is the Queen of POP? LMAO!

Madonna or Elton John

I jumped right to this page and the first thing i read was about foreplay with a horse, ...i feel..., ...mentally harmed...

The original Silent Hill was better than any RE on the original Playstation, but Silent Hill 3 and 4 sucked and so right now, with RE4 being the last game from the franchise on current gen systems, i give it to RE.

BUT, things like RE Survivor and Dead Aim are unforgivable! The RE movies sucked and the movie version of Silent Hill looks really good so far!

Still, RE!

Now, Devil May Cry (pick one) or Ninja Gaiden?