Tails: Sonic, please, just slow the fuck down. I can' t keep up.

Sonic: You pussy bitch, go cry to your momma.

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Mario: So she' s not in this castle either? Well whoop-de-fucking-do!! That slut can rescue herself, I' m outta here.

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Gordon Freeman: Welcome to our planet, friends. As a token of good faith, please accept this crowbar as a gift.

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Sam Fisher: Hey guys, do you mind if I switch this light on? It' s kinda dark in here.

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Bowser: Toad did not tell you the truth about your father. Mario, I am your father...

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Kratos: Oh darn, I broke a nail. You brutes, this is why I can' t have nice things! *sobs*

Link: Why does every 10 year old call me Zelda? [:' (]

Link: Why does every 10 year old call me Zelda?

brilliant

Galsia From Streets of rage:

MGS4 Snake:Well fuck the graphics - you wanna be some old fuckin grandpa? fuck man , be my guest ...<shoots himself>

Mgs4 starts witha trailerthen Snake sayns in the camera,hahahahaha owned i got your 60 $ then shoot himself.

Master Cheif inserting Cortana for the first time: Oo...OOO...O GOD....O DEAR GOD YES! YES! YEs! FEEL ME UP MIGHTY BLUE BITCH!!!! Command me, I said command me! Ahhhhg ya...

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Here' s somthing that actually happened to me while playing Oblivion:
My ' female' character enters a hotel and is greeted by a female Argorian with, " OoOMy look at those muscles mmmm." yes its true I was sexually harassed within a video game...

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Kirby: " I swallow."

Cloud : Im so tired of tifa' s huge tittes, I wish Aeris could come back, atleast I was able to grab a natural hold around those things

Luigi: Fuck off Mario, everyone knows I' m the coolest.

Bowser:Who do I call if I have plumbing problems?

Solid Snake: I' m getting too old for this shit.

Link: Where' s my fucking pants?

Tommy Vercetti (GTA): That' s it, I' m moving.

Sonic: If Tails touches my ass one more time I' ll kick him in the balls.

Pacman: So my psychologist says my eating problem stems from a fear of being judged. Then I said shut up, and I ate him. Ha!

Covenant (Halo): All your base is mine!

Cloud and Sephiroth: We' re not flirting...despite our romantic-undertoned dialouge in Kingdom Hearts.

Leon/Squall: Rinoa' s dead...~yeeeeeess, I finally got away from that annoyi - (gets letter in the ending movie) AH FUCK!

Duke Nukem = Here' s your pie, Pig Cop. I just love your soft little nose!

Ayane = Thats it Kasumi, right there-- ahhhhhhhh!

Link = Eat shit and Die Zelda

Ayane: ' ' so instead of a hardcore battle to the finish kasumi....can we just go get our nails done and shit?' '

Kasumi:' ' Weird I was thinking the same thing...oh and something iv' e always wanted to do...trim that bush of yours ayane...we can get a lawn mower.' '

*hayate enters*

Hayate:' ' oi what do you think you' re doing ayane we need to get going on destrying doatec' '

Ayane:' ' Oh..have a day off hayate...you can' t be a prick all your life....and get some other bitch to do your boring work.' '

Kasumi:' ' Yeah ...what did your last slave die of ...and try reading up on what deoderant means...tut male ninja' s these days' '

Master Chief: I love my computer it' s always in the mood.

Ryu Hayabusa:Fine I WILL keep quite and be very stealthy.

Mario: Alright Guv' nor?

Gravemind: You know Chief, Arbiter, welcome I thought this dark, DARK room
would suit our sexual education needs perfectly.

<Arbiter struggles>

Master Chief: Hey, I' d rather not piss this thing off...

Shun Di
" Hello, my name is Shun Di, and I' m an alcoholic"

Samus Aran
" Fuck it, I' m going home"

Duke Nukem
" Wow, my new game was finally released"

Kirby
" Dude, i' m not putting that in my mouth"

Ryo Hazuki
" It' s hot out. I think i' ll leave my jacket home"

Guard in Splinter cell
" Dude, I can see the green lights. Come out of the corner"

AA for swallowers:

Kirby: Hello, Im Kirby, and I' m a swallower.

Room: HI KIRBY!

Pac-Man: Im Pac-Man, friends call me Packy. I too am a compulsive swallower.

Room: Hi PAC-MAN!

Luigi: Im Luigi, Loogy if yer an asshole...and I swallow...
Mario: O fer sho baby fer sho.

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Mario: O jesus christ these shrooms taste like sh...woooooh this feeling is soo...oooo yaaaaah.

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Sephiroth: IIIIt' s PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

Goombella: Who is the Shadow Que...

Ah fuck it, how the hell am I supposed to seem surprised if I' ve got this damn bitch in my Tattle Log the whole time?

Lord Saddler: Alright, it' s time to kill Luis Serra with my d*ck is it?

Barrett: I PITY THE FOOL THAT DOESN' T KICK SEPHIROTH' S ASS!

Master Chief: Damn it, why couldn' t I have been in killzone?!

Ryu: This fighting thing is getting old, maybe i' ll settle down and have some kids.

Sonic: All people care about is my speed, nobody loves me for my mind.

Insert Female Dynasty warriors character: well well guys, ... if your all here and everything...

LOL at all those jokes about Master Chief getting it on with computers. Is there anything in the novels about if and how the Spartan soldiers do their loving? Must be hard with all those cybernetic implants...

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Lara Croft: Okay, let' s get this over with. *holds up hands in the air and lets the camera get up close to her chest*

LC: *sigh* Are you done?

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Pacman: Honestly, Officer, those pills are not what you think they are. I need them for my uhh condition...

Cop: We' ll let forensics decide that, sir. *sniffs* You, sir, in the passenger seat. May I take a look at the contents of that plastic bag?

Mario: Heyyy, those are some groovy colours on you shirt, man. What do ya say, you up for a moustache ride?

Cop: Step out of the car please.

Lan Di:
HEY RYO! CHARLIE IS OVER HERE!!

LOL at all those jokes about Master Chief getting it on with computers. Is there anything in the novels about if and how the Spartan soldiers do their loving? Must be hard with all those cybernetic implants...

Actually now that I think about it I think they are a bunch of virgins. MC with a normal civilian would be like Super-Man and Louis Lane...ever seen Mall Rats, they explain it well.

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Just about every video game character in existance: " I need to use the restroom."

Then again maybe they go while the pause screen is up as you do your own business.

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GTA3 Character: " Hello." " I like oranges." " Omy what a lovly day." " fuck!" well actually I guess itd be surprising to get anything out of this mute bastard.