You two do make a cute couple

Jus cause you ain got nobodeh to luuurrve!

kikizo on the tv??? madness!

No. Madness was trying to get the TV to pick up the damn signal.

Nobody but ur momma

Oh noez you dinnit!

I CANT BELEIVE MY ***N PHONE WAS DEAD ON NEW YEARS...the party was weird as *** oy to I have stories to tell...photo evidence wouldve been nice but words will have to do this time...I need to find a ***n car charger so I dont stuck like that.

First things first. Shopping. Gotta look ***n sexy on new years dammit! So I drop a few cash money on clothes. New hat. New pants. Some lugz shoes. Nice new coat. Some bling bling yo! Where to get all this gear none other then Mall of America bitches. Holla. After perusing the stores I went fem hunting and damn does the mall have a nice assortment.

Bored with that we needed the drinks for the night. My friends are pretty cheap in that department buying mostly beer, thos they did snatch up a bottle of Grey Goose. I however need to do it up right dammit. G style. A bottle of Hennesy and Patron. My plan was to get up in an urban party announce those labels and make a profit by charging guys cash to drink and the fine ass girls had to offer up somthing more. MmmmmHMmm. Thats why I wish my phone wasnt dead.

After a bit of this urban scene we head out to a more upper class style party for the actual new years. I dont need no hoodrat jumping on my I prefer the more sophisticated girl....and one that can also drink. Anywasy we caught wind of this party and went rigth on to it...now this is where the story makes a odd turn. Whilst chatting with some guy another dude walked up and started making out with him...a bit caught off gaurd for sure but Im an open minded person so I wandered off for some other ompany only to notice chicks making out with one another as welll and more guys goign at it... we were at a gay/les party for sure...well not entirely but mostly. Youd think " bust" no action for me. but no. Ads I said not all were of the gay kind.

Gay guys always have a entourage of straight girls and most of them are hot. With so many gays it meant more oppurtunity for us few straight guys to move in on all the lovlys. What made it even better is the lesbians helped us guys get a few of this girls to " open up" and have a very good time. I tagged along with this rather ' busty and curvasive' lesbian chick to convince some girsl for a rousing game of strip beer pong. Then see suggested I drink champange off her very sizable rack as she poured it on...dont have to ask me twice. Then my Hennesy got lose and the party turned damn near into a strip joint.

Sadly however my heart is still not healed and I didnt have it in me to push much further the flirting it up.

But yeah that was the just of the night. My homophobic friend freaked out most the night my other friend woke up with a sore ass but claims to have done no such thing. Oyeah we also got see a crackhead get hit by a car then get up and walk away.

I went to see Jess at work the next day. She still hates me apparently. I said some stupid stuff trying to act like I' m fine and everythign going good for me...of course I was bullshitting. I managed to pull a small and quick smile form her while tlaking about my night, but she caught herself quickly and put on the stone cold face and got back to work. I left bought somne floweres and put them on her car, then went home. Meh. Im not giving up yet that smile gave me a small bit of hope. I just have to catch her at a better less stressful time. Shes taking a week off of work.

Anyways I need to take a pic and post it up in here to make this whole thing relevent. Back in a sec.

man you' ve hit it hard, what set it off?? I know for the last few weeks your.. ah.. more in touch with your emotions.

Still one of my favorite posters though lol.

Mass crazy night. Also please tell me that the friend that got fucked in the a$$ isnt the one that looked like me. You should post some pics of the one that looks like me for comparison.

I am sorry Nitro that you have to sink as low as Will' s mom.

ORIGINAL: Nitro

ORIGINAL: Duffman

I' m ***ing ginger.

I' m ***ing ginger too!!!!

You' re ***ing ginger????

I have red hair.

ever the ep of south park where the whole town are dying their hair ginger? ..yeah, I think thats happening now.

If Agent is Ginger then I' m getting the fuck outta here!

It' s me, Loco, Duff, and I believe someone else here' s a ginger too. Can' t remember who though.

If Agent is Ginger then I' m getting the *** outta here!

Ha, no. My colour pallet isn' t sophisticated enough to be able to describe my hair colour. I' ve been told I' m dark dirty blond. My hair changes colours based on the seasons. Sometimes it looks a little red. However my eyebrows and facial hair stay dark.

I can' t believe I just spent an entire post talking about my hair colour. Damn you Silent!

Dude! Ginger pride! We only mention it about once a month! How did you miss that?

GINGER POWER!!!!

It' s me, Loco, Duff, and I believe someone else here' s a ginger too. Can' t remember who though.

Ha ha, this is turning into the Ginger thread now!

If Agent is Ginger then I' m getting the *** outta here!

And what would be wrong with that!!

Where' s your photo dude?! Have you already thrown one up, & I' m just too thick to have caught it?

Where' s your photo dude?! Have you already thrown one up, & I' m just too thick to have caught it?

No not yet. I' m camera shy. I will upload one soon. Here' s a pic of my cat:

Look who crawled out of his hole. How has life treated Gangsta?

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

Look who crawled out of his hole. How has life treated Gangsta?

Life is pretty fuckin baddass right now. It' s all about the girls man. Did you guys enjoy Xmas and the new year celebrations?

Well hey hey hey!

What' s up? Long time no hear. What' ve you been up to? (besides the ladies that is)

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Well hey hey hey!

What' s up? Long time no hear. What' ve you been up to? (besides the ladies that is)

I got wasted on Xmas eve and fucked a dude.

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