I CANT BELEIVE MY ***N PHONE WAS DEAD ON NEW YEARS...the party was weird as *** oy to I have stories to tell...photo evidence wouldve been nice but words will have to do this time...I need to find a ***n car charger so I dont stuck like that.
First things first. Shopping. Gotta look ***n sexy on new years dammit! So I drop a few cash money on clothes. New hat. New pants. Some lugz shoes. Nice new coat. Some bling bling yo! Where to get all this gear none other then Mall of America bitches. Holla. After perusing the stores I went fem hunting and damn does the mall have a nice assortment.
Bored with that we needed the drinks for the night. My friends are pretty cheap in that department buying mostly beer, thos they did snatch up a bottle of Grey Goose. I however need to do it up right dammit. G style. A bottle of Hennesy and Patron. My plan was to get up in an urban party announce those labels and make a profit by charging guys cash to drink and the fine ass girls had to offer up somthing more. MmmmmHMmm. Thats why I wish my phone wasnt dead.
After a bit of this urban scene we head out to a more upper class style party for the actual new years. I dont need no hoodrat jumping on my I prefer the more sophisticated girl....and one that can also drink. Anywasy we caught wind of this party and went rigth on to it...now this is where the story makes a odd turn. Whilst chatting with some guy another dude walked up and started making out with him...a bit caught off gaurd for sure but Im an open minded person so I wandered off for some other ompany only to notice chicks making out with one another as welll and more guys goign at it... we were at a gay/les party for sure...well not entirely but mostly. Youd think " bust" no action for me. but no. Ads I said not all were of the gay kind.
Gay guys always have a entourage of straight girls and most of them are hot. With so many gays it meant more oppurtunity for us few straight guys to move in on all the lovlys. What made it even better is the lesbians helped us guys get a few of this girls to " open up" and have a very good time. I tagged along with this rather ' busty and curvasive' lesbian chick to convince some girsl for a rousing game of strip beer pong. Then see suggested I drink champange off her very sizable rack as she poured it on...dont have to ask me twice. Then my Hennesy got lose and the party turned damn near into a strip joint.
Sadly however my heart is still not healed and I didnt have it in me to push much further the flirting it up.
But yeah that was the just of the night. My homophobic friend freaked out most the night my other friend woke up with a sore ass but claims to have done no such thing. Oyeah we also got see a crackhead get hit by a car then get up and walk away.
I went to see Jess at work the next day. She still hates me apparently. I said some stupid stuff trying to act like I' m fine and everythign going good for me...of course I was bullshitting. I managed to pull a small and quick smile form her while tlaking about my night, but she caught herself quickly and put on the stone cold face and got back to work. I left bought somne floweres and put them on her car, then went home. Meh. Im not giving up yet that smile gave me a small bit of hope. I just have to catch her at a better less stressful time. Shes taking a week off of work.
Anyways I need to take a pic and post it up in here to make this whole thing relevent. Back in a sec.
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