Recently I met a person with the same name as me, he cool and all but really, both names... at least my middle name is different.

what pisses you off?

My mother. Nuff said.

lol this thread is going to give me carpal tunnel syndrome.

I' ll write my list in Word, results pending...

I think this should be the " OFFICIAL" things that piss you off thread.

It would take me a while to make a list, but currently, the common stereotypical Asian behind the wheel of a car. I was doing 60 mph in a 55 mph zone and some Asian woman decided that I wasn' t going fast enough, so out of nowhere she just throws her fucking truck in front of me and nearly causes me to wreck.

Things that Piss me off:

People that stand in the middle of a supermarket isle like a GIANT FAT LUMP!!

That damned talking banner ad!

Treyarch.

Root Beer.

Cooking on anything but nonstick surfaces.

Protein supplements.

SD RAM

Algebraic Factoring

When people ruin pizza by piling so much meat on it you can' t taste the sauce,
bread or cheese.

Pictures of white Jesus.

Most dance music.

When people buy garbage bags a size too small than the can, so you' re forced to root through the trash to get the f***er out.

Food & veggie peelings in the sink.

Rocking comfort chairs that don' t recline.

Cold dry weather.

Little kids online.

Apple Jacks.

Dane Cook.

People who drive foreign cars, and bitch about the US auto industry going under.

The All-American Rejects.

Tiny yippy dogs.

Hypoallergenic non-scented detergent.

Pretzels.

Strangers who discuss their extended family with you.

Jefferson Airplane' s " Jefferson Starship" album.

Contrived family films about nothing but happiness.

Modest Mouse live. Lead singer stops for a cigarette break half way through the song. Ass.

Emotionally oversensitive people.

I love my XXXXXX shirts/sweaters.

People with too many bumper stickers on their cars.

People who throw their pop-bottles in the trash, when recycling bins are adjacent.

Neapolitan Ice-Cream.

Racists.

Real-Player.

Maraschino Cherries.

Neo-anything.

The last 2 Matrix movies.

The last 2 Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Songs about people who cheat.

Asking for condiment packets at a restaurant, because they' ve failed to give you any.

People who smell.

Legacy PC components.

Schedules.

Incense.

Half-assed Wiccan Geocities sites.

Daily KOS.

George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld.

" American" brew coffee.

Men who call women bitches.

McDonalds.

CNN.

People who don' t vote.

People who vote arbitrarily.

Grandma' s Boy.

Living in a shitty neighborhood.

People who can tell you Patrick Swayze' s got 5 weeks to live, but can' t point to Iraq on a map.

Euchre.

Motivational speakers.

Wide-rule notebooks.

Windows Media Player.

People who don' t listen to/delete their phone messages.

Having a cluttered PC desktop.

Having a neat real desktop.

Signal interference/artifacts.

Guys with no wallet.

People who swear every other word.

People offended by any swearing.

Alcoholism.

Can-openers that don' t work.

MSN.com

Ignorants put in seats of power.

Having a bad day on my guitar.

Living far away from the girlfriend.

Living too close to the family.

Proprietary-software MP3 players.

American Idol.

Root Beer

People that are annoyed by root beer

Mint liquors

Rum

Cashing in on a name

My ripped, striped pajama pant

Broccoli

My five year cousin' s farts

Being annoyed

1. Old, crippled, stupid and/or fat people, in your way when you’re in a rush.
2. religion
3. humanity
4. pea soup
5. corduroy pants
6. objective morality
7. work
8. Monday-Friday
9. China
10. politicians
11. welfare bums
12. Apple
13. Peter Popoff
14. The war on drugs
15. bad music
16. the color pink
17. Bell Sympatico
18. bad driver support
19. fanboys
20. winter
21. spam, viruses, trojan horses, worms, spyware etc.
22. Assholes who write spam, viruses, trojan horses, worms, spyware etc.
23. b.o.
24. health nuts
25. communism
26. the word “god”
27. the word “love”
28. superstition
29. “psychics”
30. bullshit marketing terms
31. television commercials
32. astrology
33. cowards
34. fruit scented soap
35. artificial watermelon flavouring
36. household floods
37. petroleum
38. delivery guys without change
39. phones/ phone calls
40. weddings
41. funerals
42. the sound of an alarm clock before sun rise
43. prohibition
44. CENSORSHIP
45. bylaws
46. people who butt in line
47. people who allow other people to butt in line
48. people in the emergency room with a scratch
49. unnecessary plastic surgery
50. people speaking a language other than English
51. Texas
52. Quebec separatists
53. The Block party
54. anything that doesn’t work
55. expensive things that don’t work
56. lazy fellow workers
57. nosy judgemental people
58. people who eat like retards
59. creationist museums
60. myself
61. crowded areas
62. people with no sense of humour
63. boredom
64. old fucks blaming music, videogames, television on why the younger generations are fucked up.
65. activists
66. corporate lobbyists
67. attention whores
68. self proclaimed artists
69. bribes
70. the prison system
71. cafeteria food
72. splinters
73. physicals
74. paying for a joint at a party that was laced with tobacco
75. cigarette smokers who think they have a right to smoke around non smokers
76. pregnant women who smoke or drink
77. men who hit women/children
78. shitty tattoos
79. feminists
80. working overtime
81. running out of a hygiene product
82. getting a haircut
83. people who use tanning cream
84. losing anything important, like my health card
85. people who try to steal my shit when I’m not around
86. the two fuc.ktards who tried to mug me at knife point
87. the cost of university
88. people who win the lottery and piss it all away
89. iTunes
90. sour milk
91. people who vandalize public bathrooms
92. sport fanatics
93. homework
94. knock-knock jokes
95. people giving you personal advice when you didn’t ask for it
96. people looking for someone else to blame
97. animals
98. lonely people who replace people with animals
99. people who dress their animals and carry them around like fashion accessories
100. Bill O' Reilly and his dumbass show

Maybe I’ll add to the list later.

Uhg...

Currently there aren' t a lot of things that piss me off. I tend to have way more pet-peeves than things that outright piss me off.

lag
politicians

1) Most reality TV
2) People who say " next gen" when referring to 360/PS3
3) Non religious vegetarians
4) iPod' s + iTunes + MacBook Air
5) Mainstream hiphop/rap
6) Excessive colloquialism

There' s heaps more but I can' t be bothered writing it all down.

Also I hate slow people walking and you no option but to wait behind them.

Disco Divas piss me off no end, but usually I have enough experiance to not let them get to me anymore. cant wait for another 15 years untill they are middle age tramps ha!

You fuc.kers.

Agent how can you hate haircuts? I like getting them, Altough making small talk to the hairdresser can be a pain.

I also hate the word small talk. I' m not a retard.

People who refuse to listen/learn.

People who don' t know what they' re voting for.

Uneaten food left in the sink stuck to plates.

FOX and Friends in the Morning aka The Crappy Early Morning Show that Fails at Covering World News

Michael Moore, the big fat fu.ck...

Talk Radio

The KKK

Televangelists

Corrupt CEOs

Not getting laid

Burritos that fall into your lap when you eat them

PETA

Greenpeace

Al Gore

Any Fair-Weather Environmentalist

Al Roker, the big fat fu.ck...

Soggy Fried Fish

Nasty thin French Fries

People who call the aforementioned ' Freedom Fries'

Elliot Spitzer, for not sharing

People who use internet acronyms in spoken conversation

People who say " golly"

Pundits in general

Dick Cheney, the big fat fu.ck...

People who say they' re " One-Hundred percent eye-talian."

People who act gay to get attention

Huge slow-moving people

Horseradish

Water in my nose

Frat Boys

Hippies

Hipsters

Emos

Weeaboos

Wiggers

Hollywood Kabbalah (Madonna' s about as Jewish as she is English)

Anyone who says I' m too old for cartoons

Chex Mix

Shag Rugs

I hate the proccess of getting one. I like my hair being neat and short. I' ve been using the same hair dresser for years but she talks way too much, she keeps asking questions I don' t want to answer. I' m not the type for small talk as you said, that and I don' t like stangers touching me. I don' t really like being close to people at all. Unless we' re actually ***ing, stay away from me. I also hate having appointments, especially on a weekend. Deadlines and appointments, those are other things that piss me off.

I usually only get three or four haircuts a year because I hate them so much. I basically just get it really short, then let it grow until I can' t see anymore.

PETA

***ing right.

Taxes
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People who failed basic pedestrianism 101
Chavs
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People who fail to comprehend the world outside their own back yard.
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Showbiz and people who think it matters
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Zealots (religious or non-)
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Hypocrites
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Fu.king british postal service, still waiting for my winners prize!!!!!

My soon to be ex wife (money hungry bitch)

Pedestrians who don' t seem to realize that my car can kill them.

Drivers who change lanes without signalling.

Movies " Edited for content and to fit this screen"

When people assume I' m christian. (never happens with any other religion.)

Managers and supervisors who think that ' I have no idea' is a good answer for
my questions.

Debt collectors.

Debt.

People who complain about property taxes and then complain about the shortage of police officers.

Homophobes.

Bigots.

homophobes and bigots who assume I agree with them.


Continued:

Uwe Boll

Game companies that allow Uwe Boll to make movies for them

Movies studios that allow Uwe Boll on the lot

Actors that accept roles in Uwe Boll projects

Whatever government loophole is allowing Uwe Boll to profit from his bombs

anyone named Uwe


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