ORIGINAL: Die_Hounderdoggen

Character 1: I love you?! What good will that do?
Character 2: I don' t know, I wasn' t planning on using it myself.

ORIGINAL:
" You are what you love, not what loves you"


" The killer, the girl, and the cop all have split-personalities. They' re all the same person. Isn' t that fucked up?"

Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it' s not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes

In, the meantime, we dig. 3 tunnels, North, South and West. We name them Tom, Dick and Harry

What do you mean, " Look in the dog" ?

Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? ..a car' s nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn' t flash before you, cos you' re too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face.

Wow! That' s a great load off me mind. Now, if you wouldn' t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!

Abasoufiane you forgot to ask a follow up. Trying to kill my game??

I' m angry. I' m very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband' s dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

Cause she' s got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren' t I? When I think of asses, a woman' s ass, something comes out of me.

Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed. What d' you want for that, a junior g-man badge?

ORIGINAL: xander_lim

" im just a girl standing infront of a boy, asking him to love her"
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I' m angry. I' m very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband' s dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

Cause she' s got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren' t I? When I think of asses, a woman' s ass, something comes out of me.

Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed. What d' you want for that, a junior g-man badge?

I' m angry. I' m very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband' s dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

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Cause she' s got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren' t I? When I think of asses, a woman' s ass, something comes out of me.


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Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed. What d' you want for that, a junior g-man badge?

I' m Shellie' s new boyfriend and I' m out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I' ll cut you in ways that' ll make you useless to a woman.

I don' t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you' re supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don' t feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they' re silk panties, maybe it' s a thong. Maybe it' s something really cool that I don' t even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?