Sharon
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- Joined: Jun 23, 2004
- Location: NS, Canada (living in Rhode Island)
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JOKES
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Sep 19, 2005 14:54
DUSTY UNDERWEAR
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
" What the f*%#?" he said to himself as a little " dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
" April," he hollered into the bathroom, " why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: " It' s not talcum powder. It' s ' Miracle Grow' ."  There was this drunk who said to the bartender, " I want a woman!" , so
the bartender gave him directions to a place.
The drunk was so messed up that he couldn' t remember where the
bartender told him to go. So he accidentally walks into a Foot Doctor' s
office.
The lady at the counter asks, " Can I help you?"
The Drunk says, " Yes, I want some service."
So the lady replies, " Go in the other room and put it on the table."
So the drunk goes and puts his dick on the table.
The lady comes in and says, " That' s not a foot!"
The drunk replies, " Give it time, lady, give it time."
< Message edited by Sharon -- 19 Sep 05 23:00:50 >
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