Mass X
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' All Kinds of Jokes' thread
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Jan 26, 2005 19:05
A thread for JOKES. Post up some of your favorite jokes here. Here' s a starter: Because I' m Blonde?
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. " Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, " we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
" Very good," said her mother.
" Is it because I' m blonde, Mommy?"
" Yes, Honey, it' s because you' re blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. " Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, " we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
" Very good," said her mother.
" Is it because I' m blonde, Mommy?"
" Yes, Honey, it' s because you' re blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. " Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, " we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
" Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
" Is it because I' m blonde, mommy?"
" No, Honey, it' s because you' re 25."
< Message edited by Mass X -- 1/26/2005 7:07:53 PM >
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