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 Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight
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Eddie_the_Hated

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Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 25, 2009 02:22
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Heh... Silly Poles. Penises are not for eating.
Torr

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 25, 2009 19:20
Heh.... thats what you think. ;D
immortaldanmx

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 25, 2009 19:30
Torr thinks everything is for eating.
Torr

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 25, 2009 19:58
Most things.  Thankfully I have learned some things are only for eating once, then you shouldn't do it ever again.  Watch out eddie.
nekkid_monkey

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 26, 2009 20:45
I wonder if there were threats before this happened?

"Dude, if you don't lay off I'm gonna bite your dick off and swallow it!"


Silentbomber

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 27, 2009 02:00
What would Eddie taste like???

Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 27, 2009 02:36
I taste like ginger.

Anyway, I suppose all of this is kind of a moot point. I was thinking about it today, and... how small would this man's penis have to be for his friend to be able to swallow it without inducing a gag reflex? I mean, that sort of goes against every preconception about polish men I've ever experienced.
locopuyo

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 27, 2009 02:59
idk about you but I wouldn't exactly be erect if a dude attacked me and pulled down my pants
emofag

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - Apr 29, 2009 18:03
Eddie would.
Bababoo

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 17, 2009 16:40
As small as yours up.
<message edited by Bababoo on May 17, 2009 16:44>
Bababoo

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 17, 2009 16:41
Eddie_the_Hated


I taste like ginger.

Anyway, I suppose all of this is kind of a moot point. I was thinking about it today, and... how small would this man's penis have to be for his friend to be able to swallow it without inducing a gag reflex? I mean, that sort of goes against every preconception about polish men I've ever experienced.


As small as yours.

Bababoo

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 17, 2009 16:43
locopuyo


idk about you but I wouldn't exactly be erect if a dude attacked me and pulled down my pants


Sure.

Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 17, 2009 18:04
I can't fathom how many amphetamines a woman would have to have in her body during pregnancy to push out something like you.
Edwin

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 17, 2009 18:39
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Edwin

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 17, 2009 18:48
Speaking of pictures, I have decided to downgrade my profile shot from "insane smile of militant love" to "simpering git" status. I trust the results are acceptable.
Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 18, 2009 04:24
I seriously thought you'd posted a picture of your girlfriend at first...

Edit: On that note though, I feel left out. I'm one of the few old-hats here that doesn't have an avatar of my own mug. Maybe sometime this week, if I get my camera back.
immortaldanmx

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 18, 2009 04:27
Eddie_the_Hated


I seriously thought you'd posted a picture of your girlfriend at first...

Edit: On that note though, I feel left out. I'm one of the few old-hats here that doesn't have an avatar of my own mug. Maybe sometime this week, if I get my camera back.


Well, if youre giving in I guess I may as well do the same.
Edwin

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 18, 2009 19:02
Eddie_the_Hated


I seriously thought you'd posted a picture of your girlfriend at first...

Edit: On that note though, I feel left out. I'm one of the few old-hats here that doesn't have an avatar of my own mug. Maybe sometime this week, if I get my camera back.


Bah, you're all talk. Easy to trash other people behind a picture of your gleaming white standard issue joypad, isn't it?
Johnny Jiron

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 18, 2009 20:56
Hmmm well we see a lot of me as is...so why not even more! More ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEE.
Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight - May 18, 2009 22:38
Bada-boom.
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