Polish Man Bites Off, Swallows Friend's Penis in a Fight

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Heh... Silly Poles. Penises are not for eating.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Heh.... thats what you think. ;D

Torr thinks everything is for eating.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Most things.  Thankfully I have learned some things are only for eating once, then you shouldn't do it ever again.  Watch out eddie.

I wonder if there were threats before this happened?

"Dude, if you don't lay off I'm gonna bite your dick off and swallow it!"

What would Eddie taste like???

I taste like ginger.

Anyway, I suppose all of this is kind of a moot point. I was thinking about it today, and... how small would this man's penis have to be for his friend to be able to swallow it without inducing a gag reflex? I mean, that sort of goes against every preconception about polish men I've ever experienced.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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idk about you but I wouldn't exactly be erect if a dude attacked me and pulled down my pants

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Eddie would.

As small as yours up.

Eddie_the_Hated


I taste like ginger.

Anyway, I suppose all of this is kind of a moot point. I was thinking about it today, and... how small would this man's penis have to be for his friend to be able to swallow it without inducing a gag reflex? I mean, that sort of goes against every preconception about polish men I've ever experienced.

As small as yours.

locopuyo


idk about you but I wouldn't exactly be erect if a dude attacked me and pulled down my pants

Sure.

I can't fathom how many amphetamines a woman would have to have in her body during pregnancy to push out something like you.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Pictures or it didn't happen.

Speaking of pictures, I have decided to downgrade my profile shot from "insane smile of militant love" to "simpering git" status. I trust the results are acceptable.

I seriously thought you'd posted a picture of your girlfriend at first...

Edit: On that note though, I feel left out. I'm one of the few old-hats here that doesn't have an avatar of my own mug. Maybe sometime this week, if I get my camera back.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Eddie_the_Hated


I seriously thought you'd posted a picture of your girlfriend at first...

Edit: On that note though, I feel left out. I'm one of the few old-hats here that doesn't have an avatar of my own mug. Maybe sometime this week, if I get my camera back.

Well, if youre giving in I guess I may as well do the same.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Eddie_the_Hated


I seriously thought you'd posted a picture of your girlfriend at first...

Edit: On that note though, I feel left out. I'm one of the few old-hats here that doesn't have an avatar of my own mug. Maybe sometime this week, if I get my camera back.

Bah, you're all talk. Easy to trash other people behind a picture of your gleaming white standard issue joypad, isn't it?

Hmmm well we see a lot of me as is...so why not even more! More ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEE.

Bada-boom.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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You stole my cool leaning-chin-on-hand thing, damn it.

And now you're some kind of badly tailored English stereotype. FIE ON THEE.

Johnny J - didn't I buy a kilo of mescaline off you once behind Pizza Hut?

Johnny J - didn't I buy a kilo of mescaline off you once behind Pizza Hut?

Silly Europeans, we Americans don't believe in kilos.

No no no I've never left the state. You may be talking about my brother Jonny Jiron

That's the very man. Bastard owes me a tenner.