It' s early in the morning and I am bored.
XBDF:
Up until half a year ago those guys were perfectly happy. Their console had fantastic sales, fantastic games and Peter Moore. Of course, it was also the console with the highest failure rate EVER but this could be simply denied because Microsofts official stance was " the failure rates are in the normal range for electronic products" and anyway, " it just seems to have a high failure rate because the few people whose console failed are complaining so loudly" . But other than that, everything was happy in XBoxland. It went even as far, as Microsoft encouraging people to buy a Wii and a 360.
And then Wii came and suddenly Xbox 360 was in danger. And after XBDF lost it' s fantastic sales to Nintendo, as well as Peter Moore, they are slowly starting to get afraid. Because, if Wii continues to be successful, they might lose their fantastic games to Wii, too (simply because Wii doesn' t encourage multiplattform development and also because they think Wii might reshape the video gaming landscape in a way that makes mass-appealing games the dominant type of games). And that' s why XBDF is so agressive towards Wii. (Quoted Terrak on a few things here)
XBDF members are also known to be deaf.
WiiDF:
Now these guys had to endure a lot prior to the launch of their console. They took beatings because of the technical capabilities of their console, because of the controller and even because of the name of the console. WiiDF itself wasn' t too sure about the console, either. And the worst thing was - they didn' t even have anything to defend themselves with besides Zelda - and that one was coming out on Gamecube, too.
But then the Wii launched and the situation changed for WiiDF. The console is a success story unparalleled in video game history and WiiDF is simply happy. And while the console still lacks great, console-exclusive games WiiDF is confident that this will change as soon as Wii becomes the sales leader. But for now, WiiDF is simply very happy and not shy to rub the success of Wii in everybodys face on every possible occasion. Also, when having an argument, this is their one and only point they have to make. A typical conversation with a member of the WiiDF therefore looks like this:
" Wii lacks good games" - " But it has got good sales!"
" Yeah but it still lacks good games" - " Yeah but it still got good sales!"
" Yeah but the games are still mediocre" - " Yeah but the sales are still fantastic!"
" Yeah but I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT SALES, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT GAMES" - " Yeah, well......Wii has got good sales!"
" Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!"
PSDF:
They used to be a bunch of blatherskites. Blended by Sony' s CGE3 2005 they simply used the technical capabilities of their console to crush any argument the other defence forces came up with.
And then PS3 was released and failed to live up to the hype. And to add insult to injury neither does it have great exclusive games at this point nor good sales as well as this incredible high price point of 600$. And because of this PSDF suddenly became the most quiet of the defence forces, simply sitting in the back and watchig as WiiDF and XBDF battle and only occasionally saying that their time will come, as soon as the first " good" games that completely use the PS3' s power are released. And unfortunely, CoD 4, a multiplattform title, simply looks better than anything stated to be released for PS3 anytime soon.
SDF:
And finally these guys. They are by far the most mature of the defence force. They had to learn the lesson the hard way and now have an especially critical view of their company. This leads to them being the only defence force to actually not defend the products of their company (at least the newer ones) and are usually seen happily joining the bashing of games like Sonic the Hegehog or Phantasy Star Universe. Of course, if somebody insults a game that has been released before SEGA became a software only company and therefore is considered to be brilliant by SDF hell breaks loose as they furiously storm in from all over the forums to defend the game.
They are also considered cry-babys because they often make references to how things were much better back in the good old days (aka when Sega was still manifacturing consoles) and how everything sucks nowadays.
As I already said earlier, it was early in the morning and I couldn' t sleep. Yes, this thread is pointless. And yes, I know, my spelling/grammar is really, really bad and I shouldn' t write such long texts.
< Message edited by Evilkiller -- 30 Jul 07 6:18:42 >