I' ve seen many cool online assistents that can answer many questions, mostly about the company that hires it, but they can even answer stupid questions like
" How old are you"
" Do you like cats?"
" What is my name?"
" Show me your boobs!"

Here you can speak to such an assistant:
http://www.artificial-solutions.com/
Try saying " I will kill you" or I will delete you" and you' ll get a very funny answer

You can have your conversations sent to you if you give him your e-mail adress. Sometimes he even says things wrong. Like " I' m a sad panda" . I replied " You are a sad panda?" Then he said " Oh sorry, I mean robot" .
I waste too much time on shit like this