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Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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QuezcatoL
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Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 21, 2006 08:45
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Nitro
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 21, 2006 09:10
Erm, ... Can the Xbox 360 turn water into wine? Can the Xbox 360 fly? Can the Xbox 360 burn millions of people in Hell because they don' t accept it as their Lord and Personal Savior? Can the Xbox 360 endure a virgin birth? Can the Xbox 360 survive after having enormous rusty spikes hammered into it? Can the Xbox 360 walk on water? Oh heck! I bet it doesn' t even float! Can the Xbox 360 effortlessly fling a 50 ton slab of granite off the entrance to a cave? Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate? I' m sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isn' t going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isn' t going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards! Can the Xbox 360 forgive you of your sins and offer you eternal life with an all expenses paid trip to Heaven - and even throw in a free Mansion with a driveway made of solid gold? Can the Xbox 360 lead a REAL army of Godly Christians into the final battle of Armageddon and slaughter millions of people until the Earth is covered with flesh and blood? I' d ask how you happened accross this but i' m afraid of what your answer might be...
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QuezcatoL
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 21, 2006 10:34
Accept christ and get a free ps2!! Lol.
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Joe Redifer
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 21, 2006 10:54
I won' t accept Christ until I can get a PS3.
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Vx Chemical
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 21, 2006 17:49
Christ is a xbox360? and god is microsoft? I think its more true than what the bible says :P
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Ikashiru
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 21, 2006 22:35
hahahahahah! * speechless * I havent laughed so much in ages :) Also, Joe - your comments are top as always!
< Message edited by jtypecav -- 21 Apr 06 14:36:43 >
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Game Junkie
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 22, 2006 06:14
Jesus is alright but I can' t use him to play on LIVE. Therefore, xbox 360>Jesus.
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QuezcatoL
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 22, 2006 06:43
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locopuyo
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 23, 2006 14:20
omg lol
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Silentbomber
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 23, 2006 23:42
Thats sick, i would not expect to see that on a christian site, yes the purpose is for the better to ' discipline' your chilld but come on, thats borderline ' beating the snot of your kid all in the name of god' stuff. Sounds more like Some crazy Islam thing.
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]GaNgStA[
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 25, 2006 07:48
Actually islam is the most peace loving religion you can find. Terrorists are interpreting it in their own way, to justify some stupid shit.
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locopuyo
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Apr 25, 2006 10:15
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Rikka
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 30, 2006 02:03
Thats sick, i would not expect to see that on a christian site Landover Baptists is a satirical site, it is not meant to be serious. That is why everything there is so outrageous.
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Nitro
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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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Apr 30, 2006 04:46
Actually islam is the most peace loving religion you can find. Surely you meant Buddhists?!
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