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 Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!
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QuezcatoL

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Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 21, 2006 08:45
Nitro

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 21, 2006 09:10
Erm, ...



Can the Xbox 360 turn water into wine?

Can the Xbox 360 fly?

Can the Xbox 360 burn millions of people in Hell because they don' t accept it as their Lord and Personal Savior?

Can the Xbox 360 endure a virgin birth?

Can the Xbox 360 survive after having enormous rusty spikes hammered into it?

Can the Xbox 360 walk on water? Oh heck! I bet it doesn' t even float!

Can the Xbox 360 effortlessly fling a 50 ton slab of granite off the entrance to a cave?

Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate?

I' m sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isn' t going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isn' t going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards!

Can the Xbox 360 forgive you of your sins and offer you eternal life with an all expenses paid trip to Heaven - and even throw in a free Mansion with a driveway made of solid gold?

Can the Xbox 360 lead a REAL army of Godly Christians into the final battle of Armageddon and slaughter millions of people until the Earth is covered with flesh and blood?


I' d ask how you happened accross this but i' m afraid of what your answer might be...
QuezcatoL

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 21, 2006 10:34
Accept christ and get a free ps2!!

Lol.

Joe Redifer

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 21, 2006 10:54
I won' t accept Christ until I can get a PS3.
Vx Chemical

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 21, 2006 17:49
Christ is a xbox360? and god is microsoft?

I think its more true than what the bible says :P
Ikashiru

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 21, 2006 22:35
hahahahahah!

* speechless *

I havent laughed so much in ages :)


Also, Joe - your comments are top as always!

< Message edited by jtypecav -- 21 Apr 06 14:36:43 >
Game Junkie

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 22, 2006 06:14
Jesus is alright but I can' t use him to play on LIVE. Therefore, xbox 360>Jesus.
QuezcatoL

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 22, 2006 06:43
locopuyo

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 23, 2006 14:20
omg lol
Silentbomber

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 23, 2006 23:42
Thats sick, i would not expect to see that on a christian site, yes the purpose is for the better to ' discipline' your chilld but come on, thats borderline ' beating the snot of your kid all in the name of god' stuff. Sounds more like Some crazy Islam thing.
]GaNgStA[

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 25, 2006 07:48
Actually islam is the most peace loving religion you can find.

Terrorists are interpreting it in their own way, to justify some stupid shit.

locopuyo

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 25, 2006 10:15
Yeah I' m sure it is the most peacefull. That is why 95% of terrorists are muslim.


watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5BPVF1C5LE
< Message edited by locopuyo -- 25 Apr 06 2:16:35 >
Rikka

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 30, 2006 02:03

Thats sick, i would not expect to see that on a christian site


Landover Baptists is a satirical site, it is not meant to be serious. That is why everything there is so outrageous.
Nitro

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RE: Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360! - Apr 30, 2006 04:46

Actually islam is the most peace loving religion you can find.


Surely you meant Buddhists?!

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