Don' t ever compare my 360 to jesus! or i smack your 360!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.aspx

haha

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

Erm, ...

Can the Xbox 360 turn water into wine?

Can the Xbox 360 fly?

Can the Xbox 360 burn millions of people in Hell because they don' t accept it as their Lord and Personal Savior?

Can the Xbox 360 endure a virgin birth?

Can the Xbox 360 survive after having enormous rusty spikes hammered into it?

Can the Xbox 360 walk on water? Oh heck! I bet it doesn' t even float!

Can the Xbox 360 effortlessly fling a 50 ton slab of granite off the entrance to a cave?

Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate?

I' m sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isn' t going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isn' t going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards!

Can the Xbox 360 forgive you of your sins and offer you eternal life with an all expenses paid trip to Heaven - and even throw in a free Mansion with a driveway made of solid gold?

Can the Xbox 360 lead a REAL army of Godly Christians into the final battle of Armageddon and slaughter millions of people until the Earth is covered with flesh and blood?

I' d ask how you happened accross this but i' m afraid of what your answer might be...

Accept christ and get a free ps2!!

Lol.

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

I won' t accept Christ until I can get a PS3.

Christ is a xbox360? and god is microsoft?

I think its more true than what the bible says :P

hahahahahah!

* speechless *

I havent laughed so much in ages :)


Also, Joe - your comments are top as always!

Jesus is alright but I can' t use him to play on LIVE. Therefore, xbox 360>Jesus.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/spanking.aspx

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

omg lol

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Thats sick, i would not expect to see that on a christian site, yes the purpose is for the better to ' discipline' your chilld but come on, thats borderline ' beating the snot of your kid all in the name of god' stuff. Sounds more like Some crazy Islam thing.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Actually islam is the most peace loving religion you can find.

Terrorists are interpreting it in their own way, to justify some stupid shit.

Yeah I' m sure it is the most peacefull. That is why 95% of terrorists are muslim.


watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5BPVF1C5LE

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Thats sick, i would not expect to see that on a christian site

Landover Baptists is a satirical site, it is not meant to be serious. That is why everything there is so outrageous.

Actually islam is the most peace loving religion you can find.

Surely you meant Buddhists?!