I like to be a receptionist in office buildings...

I really wish I could get a job beating up homeless people.

I always wanted to be a person that makes cat food.

You guys should get together and form a business that makes cat food out of homeless people.

Errr, I get to sit around all day playing computer games and writing about them. Yay?

Edwin


Errr, I get to sit around all day playing computer games and writing about them. Yay?

Money ain't important eh...

Don't you have a real job?

Money ain't important eh...

Don't you have a real job?

OWWWWCH! Low blow.

Best job:

Love what I am doing and getting paid tons of cash.
I don't know what it is, I'll probably never get it but I got an idea how it should be.

Money ain't important eh... Don't you have a real job?

Aren't you the guy that plays Gears of War at work?

_Majik_

Edwin


Errr, I get to sit around all day playing computer games and writing about them. Yay?

Money ain't important eh...

Don't you have a real job?

This is a real job, damn it - I have a time sheet and everything. Here's today's shift, for instance -

17/12/2008
10.00-15:00: Hangover.
16:00: Fry-up.
17:00-02:00: Porn.
02:15: South Park.

Whoa, past twelve already. I'd better get back to Jemma Jameson.

LOL  Edwin I like your style.

Edwin

_Majik_

Edwin


Errr, I get to sit around all day playing computer games and writing about them. Yay?

Money ain't important eh...

Don't you have a real job?

This is a real job, damn it - I have a time sheet and everything. Here's today's shift, for instance -

17/12/2008
10.00-15:00: Hangover.
16:00: Fry-up.
17:00-02:00: Porn.
02:15: South Park.

Whoa, past twelve already. I'd better get back to Jemma Jameson.

Really Edwin... lern ur pron. It's Jenna Jameson... and she's way past anything even approching her "best".

Now Stoya on the other hand... ;)

Best job so far? Probably when I worked at a video rental store. Easiest job in the world.

Few people came in the store on public holidays, e.g Boxing Day, so I was basically paid $40~ per hour to sit around and watch movies. God I love double time and a half. Pity those days are gone.

I have a friend that gets paid to sleep.

_Majik_


Really Edwin... lern ur pron. It's Jenna Jameson... and she's way past anything even approching her "best".

Now Stoya on the other hand... ;)

That'll teach me to type one-handed.

Nothing like the old skool, as I always say.

I want to open a business, and sell geek paraphernalia. Gear, PC components, games, cult movies.

The best job I ever had was at Circuit City.  I worked in the warehouse and made some life long friends at that place.  The job wasn't too hard.  Just a bunch of heavy lifting I suppose (I worked there when they sold appliances), but most of the day we just hung out.  Didn't pay shit, though.

My IDEAL job would be to own a home theater showroom, and be a home theater designer.  I think that would be AWESOME!

Sounds like the weekday dishwashers at my current job.

The place is an all-you-can-eat buffet, and they're damn expensive compared to fast food, so needless to say, our weekend staffing doesn't need to be too on the ball.

On a daily basis, I walk back there and find them playing frisbee with food-tub lids, eating soft-serve ice-cream from cooking pans, forming obscenities on the industrial dishwasher with poster-putty, and playing footbag with our ceramic dessert bowls....

...they get paid nine dollars an hour for this.

_Majik_

Edwin


Errr, I get to sit around all day playing computer games and writing about them. Yay?

Money ain't important eh...

Don't you have a real job?

DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT.  FUCK OFF.

UnluckyOne


Best job so far? Probably when I worked at a video rental store. Easiest job in the world.

Few people came in the store on public holidays, e.g Boxing Day, so I was basically paid $40~ per hour to sit around and watch movies. God I love double time and a half. Pity those days are gone.

Nice try, but video rental people get payed minimum wage $9 at most, not $16/hr like you are suggesting.

Double time and a half would be $22.50/hr for you, chump.