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]GaNgStA[

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 23, 2006 03:22

Must be hard with all those cybernetic implants...


it' s just an armour plus some genetoc modifications to their bodies - they don' y have any implants - and those books are really cool by the way :)


Guard in Splinter cell
" Dude, I can see the green lights. Come out of the corner"


LOL

Dasher your Doa story rocks :)


Mgs4 starts witha trailerthen Snake sayns in the camera,hahahahaha owned i got your 60 $ then shoot himself.


it could happen - after all PS3 itself is the biggest rip off of all time :)
Nitro

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 23, 2006 03:55

Actually now that I think about it I think they are a bunch of virgins. MC with a normal civilian would be like Super-Man and Louis Lane...ever seen Mall Rats, they explain it well.


Mallrats kicks ass!

Chocolate covered pretzel?!
Tiz

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 23, 2006 03:59
Master Chief: Sir permission to leave the station..

General: For what purpose Master Chief....?.... Chief?

<Knock on perplex glass window>

General: What in blazes is that spiky thing on your back???

MC: It fell out of a covenants pocket..

Cortana: Not a lot of time on the bomb chief...

General: BOMB??

MC: I always thought it looked more like a disco ball.. What does Cortana
know anyway Sir??

Cortana: Chief can you hear me?

General: She' s beginning to annoy me, getting Keyes killed and all..

Cortana: You' re not honestly putting the blame on me... I..

MC: I think she needs to go..

General: Arranged, now, give the covenant back their disco ball and when you
come back to the station, i' ve ordered the latest version of Norton Anti-Virus for
hard-hitting A.I...

Cortana: Chief what about you, me, a team? We do what we have to do,
the war, it' s not over...

MC: No, I think it' s just getting started....

Cortana: Not very wise repeating Halo 1 lines and actions and taking your helmet
off in space!!

<Chief gasps for breath>

General: I have snorkels if you' re interested...
dasher232

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 23, 2006 05:05

ORIGINAL: ]GaNgStA[

Dasher your Doa story rocks :)


Thanks and by the way people I was talking about an actual hedge.

Anyway here' s my shenmue installation

*Ryo sings whilst making breakfast*

Ryo: ' ' People of the world...spice up your life.. *(forgets words)* every girl..spice up your life...' '
*Ine-san enters*
Ine-san:' ' morning ryo..up to anything today?...perhaps enquiring about a certain event that happend recently?' '

Ryo:' ' no, we' ve been through this' '

*Sits a biwilderd looking Ine-san down*

' ' Ryo: you see if there' s one thing iv' e learned from my father' s death is that you can' t cry over spilt milk especially if it smelt bad anyway....besides the bastard probably deserved it' ' .

Ine-san: ' ' But ryo I' m sure your dad wouldn' t mind if you ran off seeking revenge against my will or approval...' '

Ryo:' ' Ine-san honestly i' m fine with it to be honest im glad with the money he' s left I should be able to buy a new jacket..and you can get your boobs done...goodess knows you need it' '

Ine-san:' ' Well if you' re not going to kill that horse tail wearing bastard...I am....going to seek the aid of master chen' '

*Ine-san storms out*

*Continues singing*
Ryo:' ' go raaaaaooounnd.... hai see ya hold tight' '

< Message edited by dasher232 -- 22 May 06 21:05:56 >
Silentbomber

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 23, 2006 07:43

.besides the bastard probably deserved it' ' .


ha.
Vx Chemical

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 23, 2006 19:17
Lara Croft in the Lingerie store!

Miss Croft: " I' d like to look at a new bra"

Clerk: " Okay, Miss Croft, take a look at our special Video game heroines collection, its the only thing that comes in your size"

Miss Croft: " Oh my, now i like the new Alexis Sinclair Collection, she' s just my size"
Tiz

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 23, 2006 20:28
Sonic: So I run, run run and run, and for what? I' m rewarded with a bunch
of furry animals and a fat guy to boot.

Knuckles: *Watches Porn* now I know what these fists were made for..

SuperSonic: So remind me why I fell in gold paint?

Hayabusa: HOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

Hayate: F*cking virgin...
Cetra

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 23, 2006 21:51
Snake : Wish I didnt shoot that bitch, her ass would feel better warm




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Ultimecia : So you have come my children to watch the diddelly festival of light?

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Sephiroth: I forgot the tampongs for aeris
Die_Hounderdoggen

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 24, 2006 02:50
Duke Nukem: Oh my gawd! Don' t these jeans make me look FABULOUS?!!

Walter Sullivan: Here' s your coat back Paddington Bear.

Raiden: Snake, I love you.

Ryu: What' s that thing i do with my hands again?

Mario: Hello, my names' a Mario.
Mushrooms Anonymous: Hi Mario.
Mario: Since I joned' a Mushrooms Anonymous, I been' a off' a one ups for two' a long years. And I feel' a fine!
Mushrooms Anonymous: (Applause) You' re an inspiration to us all Mario! (Applause)

He

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 24, 2006 18:14
The Prince (from Katamari): So...many...colors, I think it' s time I laid off the star dust......wait, I CAN TALK?!


Mario: (insert anything other than: Hooh!, Haah!, Waah!, or Mama Mia!)



Waluigi & Yoshi: (insert anything but their names. This also applies to ALL THE POKEMON)



Kratos: Why do I fight? Is there a higher reason in the things I do? Am I truly making a diff-

MegaMan X: Hey! You leave the quasi-philisophical monologues to games that have been turned into partial questions about the purpose/futility of war!

Zero: Yeah! You stick to the beat-' em-up genre of games!

Solid Snake: Yeah!
Cetra

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RE: Things game characters would never say - May 24, 2006 22:35
k, i think its time someone lols to each other to keep this up, or else it' s just monologues
so haha, the duke nukem line was funny, remember those games when i was a kid, wonder what ever happened to the series
Terry Bogard

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RE: Things game characters would never say - Aug 19, 2006 00:06
Any 3D game character: " Good god look at all that pop-up!!"

" I' m not agreeing to go on any mission until I' m gauranteed a solid 60 frames per second! Last time they had me going at 30 and less and it took me 2 to 3 times as long to complete the mission. 60 frames per second or I walk."
< Message edited by Terry Bogard -- 18 Aug 06 16:09:41 >
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