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Things game characters would never say
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]GaNgStA[
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May 23, 2006 03:22
Must be hard with all those cybernetic implants... it' s just an armour plus some genetoc modifications to their bodies - they don' y have any implants - and those books are really cool by the way :) Guard in Splinter cell " Dude, I can see the green lights. Come out of the corner" LOL Dasher your Doa story rocks :) Mgs4 starts witha trailerthen Snake sayns in the camera,hahahahaha owned i got your 60 $ then shoot himself. it could happen - after all PS3 itself is the biggest rip off of all time :)
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Nitro
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May 23, 2006 03:55
Actually now that I think about it I think they are a bunch of virgins. MC with a normal civilian would be like Super-Man and Louis Lane...ever seen Mall Rats, they explain it well. Mallrats kicks ass! Chocolate covered pretzel?!
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Tiz
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May 23, 2006 03:59
Master Chief: Sir permission to leave the station.. General: For what purpose Master Chief....?.... Chief? <Knock on perplex glass window> General: What in blazes is that spiky thing on your back??? MC: It fell out of a covenants pocket.. Cortana: Not a lot of time on the bomb chief... General: BOMB?? MC: I always thought it looked more like a disco ball.. What does Cortana know anyway Sir?? Cortana: Chief can you hear me? General: She' s beginning to annoy me, getting Keyes killed and all.. Cortana: You' re not honestly putting the blame on me... I.. MC: I think she needs to go.. General: Arranged, now, give the covenant back their disco ball and when you come back to the station, i' ve ordered the latest version of Norton Anti-Virus for hard-hitting A.I... Cortana: Chief what about you, me, a team? We do what we have to do, the war, it' s not over... MC: No, I think it' s just getting started.... Cortana: Not very wise repeating Halo 1 lines and actions and taking your helmet off in space!! <Chief gasps for breath> General: I have snorkels if you' re interested...
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dasher232
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May 23, 2006 05:05
ORIGINAL: ]GaNgStA[ Dasher your Doa story rocks :) Thanks and by the way people I was talking about an actual hedge. Anyway here' s my shenmue installation *Ryo sings whilst making breakfast* Ryo: ' ' People of the world...spice up your life.. *(forgets words)* every girl..spice up your life...' ' *Ine-san enters* Ine-san:' ' morning ryo..up to anything today?...perhaps enquiring about a certain event that happend recently?' ' Ryo:' ' no, we' ve been through this' ' *Sits a biwilderd looking Ine-san down* ' ' Ryo: you see if there' s one thing iv' e learned from my father' s death is that you can' t cry over spilt milk especially if it smelt bad anyway....besides the bastard probably deserved it' ' . Ine-san: ' ' But ryo I' m sure your dad wouldn' t mind if you ran off seeking revenge against my will or approval...' ' Ryo:' ' Ine-san honestly i' m fine with it to be honest im glad with the money he' s left I should be able to buy a new jacket..and you can get your boobs done...goodess knows you need it' ' Ine-san:' ' Well if you' re not going to kill that horse tail wearing bastard...I am....going to seek the aid of master chen' ' *Ine-san storms out* *Continues singing* Ryo:' ' go raaaaaooounnd.... hai see ya hold tight' '
< Message edited by dasher232 -- 22 May 06 21:05:56 >
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Silentbomber
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May 23, 2006 07:43
.besides the bastard probably deserved it' ' . ha.
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Vx Chemical
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May 23, 2006 19:17
Lara Croft in the Lingerie store! Miss Croft: " I' d like to look at a new bra" Clerk: " Okay, Miss Croft, take a look at our special Video game heroines collection, its the only thing that comes in your size" Miss Croft: " Oh my, now i like the new Alexis Sinclair Collection, she' s just my size"
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Tiz
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May 23, 2006 20:28
Sonic: So I run, run run and run, and for what? I' m rewarded with a bunch of furry animals and a fat guy to boot. Knuckles: *Watches Porn* now I know what these fists were made for.. SuperSonic: So remind me why I fell in gold paint? Hayabusa: HOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! Hayate: F*cking virgin...
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Cetra
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May 23, 2006 21:51
Snake : Wish I didnt shoot that bitch, her ass would feel better warm - Ultimecia : So you have come my children to watch the diddelly festival of light? - Sephiroth: I forgot the tampongs for aeris
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Die_Hounderdoggen
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May 24, 2006 02:50
Duke Nukem: Oh my gawd! Don' t these jeans make me look FABULOUS?!! Walter Sullivan: Here' s your coat back Paddington Bear. Raiden: Snake, I love you. Ryu: What' s that thing i do with my hands again? Mario: Hello, my names' a Mario. Mushrooms Anonymous: Hi Mario. Mario: Since I joned' a Mushrooms Anonymous, I been' a off' a one ups for two' a long years. And I feel' a fine! Mushrooms Anonymous: (Applause) You' re an inspiration to us all Mario! (Applause)
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May 24, 2006 18:14
The Prince (from Katamari): So...many...colors, I think it' s time I laid off the star dust......wait, I CAN TALK?! Mario: (insert anything other than: Hooh!, Haah!, Waah!, or Mama Mia!) Waluigi & Yoshi: (insert anything but their names. This also applies to ALL THE POKEMON) Kratos: Why do I fight? Is there a higher reason in the things I do? Am I truly making a diff- MegaMan X: Hey! You leave the quasi-philisophical monologues to games that have been turned into partial questions about the purpose/futility of war! Zero: Yeah! You stick to the beat-' em-up genre of games! Solid Snake: Yeah!
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Cetra
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May 24, 2006 22:35
k, i think its time someone lols to each other to keep this up, or else it' s just monologues so haha, the duke nukem line was funny, remember those games when i was a kid, wonder what ever happened to the series
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Terry Bogard
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Aug 19, 2006 00:06
Any 3D game character: " Good god look at all that pop-up!!" " I' m not agreeing to go on any mission until I' m gauranteed a solid 60 frames per second! Last time they had me going at 30 and less and it took me 2 to 3 times as long to complete the mission. 60 frames per second or I walk."
< Message edited by Terry Bogard -- 18 Aug 06 16:09:41 >
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