Vomit, what can I say about it, I have two stories from this.

The first is the last time that I vomitted. I had been watching Alladin and eating the canned popcorn, being it was Christmas break. Well I got done watching it and felt fine but as soon as I started brushing my teeth my whole stomach got crampy and I was on the floor crying. So I went into my bedroom to sleep than kept walking in and out, my mom came up and asked me what was wrong so I finally decided to just try to go asleep. Well I had great timing because just as my mom was done with the bathroom and downstairs I ran into the bathroom and hurled into the toliet. Not noticing I still had my retainer on. So I threw up popcorn of all flavors and also my retainer fell in and I didn' t notice until the next morning. At least I slept better that night. That release of popcorn from my mouth costed my parents $125. Oops!

The other is a story that my mom loves to tell me all the time. I was a very sickly child, getting strep throat constantly and vomitting a lot. Well the first time that my mom brought me and my sister to meet my step dad' s parents (they were dating then) I was sitting on their couch with my mom holding me. And I started to throw up so my mom turned me around and let me throw up all over her so I wouldn' t get it on their couch or floor. She must of been really embarressed. Tee Hee, what can I say I' m great with first impressions.

Don' t forget to tell us about the time you threw up on Mass X ;)

That hasn' t happened yet. Key word being yet.

That hasn' t happened yet. Key word being yet.

What a coincidence as I was originally going to ask that you to include when you plan to throw up on him in the future but in my rush forgot to!

Oh lets just say it will be soon. When he is least expecting it. HEE HEE!

Well Ckickapoo i dont think mass will ever be expecting that..

[Mass walks into room]
Mass: hmm.. i better watch out, my spidey sense is tingleing..

Chickapoo,

You know Mass X wouldn' t mind you hurling on him..that just means you love him enough to have chosen him over all others.

He should be happy that you chose him to be that ' special one' .

OK...OK...It sounded good, when I first thought of it!

O I just know its gonna happen. I poke her stomach to much and Im bound to poke it at the wrong time.

i got 3 stories,
1) i threw up in the movie theaters background after drinking 4 large iced teas, and the whole walkway was covered so all those people had to walk over the puke muh ha ha ha
2) my dad ran me over with this bike so i puked on his foot when he was wearing sandles
and
3) not a puke story, but i took a shit in my friends house cause i was really drunk, yes right in his kitchen, muh ha ha ha imagine that, a house full of passed out people, go upstairs for some coffee, and thier is a piece of shit just lieing thier... ha ha ha well i hope im not the only one who finds that really funny or im just a jackass

...im just a jackass

YEP!

Uhhh ummm ehhhh.... Duuude why? Has a level of humor to it cant deny that but whhyyyy.