So I' m gonna start a story and feel free to add on a sentance or two. See what boredom has broughten me to.

Jimmy sat in his rubber walled room and drank his ice tea. The polar bear outside his window was dancing around with a seal, Jimmy chewed on an ice cube and took in the sound of...

...it. The end.

the polar bear now devouring the seal. Realizing there' s nothing he can do as the seal is a goner Jimmy continued sipping his tea and...

....exploded. The end.

The polar bear was sad that Jimmy had exploded, and was glad that the rubber room kept the sound muffled. He went about dancing his way towards town, for he had to pick up some...

...toilet paper. He was vigorously wiping his ass when the doorbell rang. He went to answer it and it was...

Pope John Paul the 2nd. He had come into town to bless the holy water of Barnibee but had a heart attack at the sight of the polar bear wiping his ass. So the polar bear was faced with a decisions should he...

...end the story or not; and he did.


the end.

devour the Pope or continue wiping his a$$? The bear chose to...

...learn a new language, and he learnt to say, " het eind"

Clearly his eagerness to say ' the end' was a result from the chronic ass wiping. Wanting to avoid controversy over the dead Pope he decided to search out a cure for his craving of the words " The End" instead. So out he went into the world where the adventure began with a...

....a way to end the story and go back to being a polar bear. so he burried the pope under jimmy' s floorboards and then went back to sitting on ice bergs and wiped everything from his memory and lived happily ever after clubing seals with his paws.


the end.

Or was it?After big box office acclaim a trilogy was immediately planned. Also he realised that the true end can only come after a minimum of 30 (oops did I say 30 I meant 40 million) posts. The bear gave up on his pointless attempt to end the adventure and again set out to...

...end the story.

On his way to end the story he met up with a girl grizzly bear. He fell instantly in love but new they could not be together because that just doesn' t happen, plus his parents would never approve. He invited her along on his journey and she was hesitant at first because the last polar bear she fell in love with broke her heart but after a few drinks they headed on there way to...

AHHHH it' s like watching a train wreck that just.... won' t.... stop!!! Kill me now!!!!

On his way to end the story he met up with a girl grizzly bear. He fell instantly in love but new they could not be together because that just doesn' t happen, plus his parents would never approve. He invited her along on his journey and she was hesitant at first because the last polar bear she fell in love with broke her heart but after a few drinks they headed on there way to...

this is sort of sounding more like an autobiography....

The edge of the universe. Where maybe by chance the true end could be. However this journay would be long tedious and filled with danger in every clishe way possible. As an omen of bad things to come day one started like...

a normal day in a normal neibourhood, only this wasnt a typical nehourhood,no, as the bears arch nemsis ' fat joe' plotted his revenge on his bad spelling errors and plot holes cause by that annoying bear. He now has the technogly to go back in time and change the ..

Later that night the two bears made love for several hours. then the next day the girl grizzly found out that she was pregnete and the baby would be due in nine months. (NINE MONTHS LATER) after the baby was born, the mother grizzly bear died after nine months of awful suffering. the father in a state of distought of losing his one and true love. again begins to start wipeing his ass after a whole year of non but wipeing, decides to do what he should of done long ago.........the father hangs himself but not before shooting himself in the head with a elephant gun.
Now the baby with out a father or mother is picked up by a human family and the human family named the bear.......................