I've mastered shaving while drunk and/or high.
Tips on shaving while intoxicated:
1: No matter how high you are shaving cream never tastes like whip cream...ever.
2: good idea=shaving your facial hair while intoxicated,
bad idea=shaving your pubic hair while intoxicated,
really bad idea=shaving a chicks pubic hair while intoxicated.
3. Shaving only one half of your face will not become fashionable.
4. If you see hair on your tongue, you're likely hallucinating. Leave it alone, if it's still there in the morning then perhaps see a doctor.
5. Leave your eyebrows alone. Women really need to pay attention to this one.
6. The Hitler mustache is passe.
7. If you find yourself having difficulty shaving because you won't stop dancing to the music, you drank too much, wait until tomorrow.
8. If your friends are videotaping yourself shave you've also drank too much, also recommended to wait until the next day.
9. Don't rinse your blade with toilet water.
10. don't drink the after shave. Don't even use after shave. Forget the fucking after shave.
<message edited by Agent Ghost on Sep 27, 2008 07:09>