I woman attended her moms funeral. There she met a man she didnt know. She thought the man was great, the man of her dreams and she fell instantly in love with him.

As the funeral ended he dissappeared before she could get his name and number.

A few days later she killed her sister!

Why?


Use mark text to see the answer




She wanted the man to come to her sisters funeral



If you got it right, you think like a psychopath.

please provide what ever you thought was the right answer!

.. well, this just reinforced im a psychopath

I am glad I didn' t get this one, that is such a convoluted way of going about it that only a woman would come up with it. Also just out of curiosity did you get it right VX?

Also Kitten you are very strange and should fit in quite well here(especially if you keep talking about using dildos, just kidding)

I am glad I didn' t get this one, that is such a convoluted way of going about it that only a woman would come up with it. Also just out of curiosity did you get it right VX?

I got it right instantly!

that only a woman would come up with it.

i would say i resent that, but its kinda invalid as.. well.. i kinda knew the answer. XD

especially if you keep talking about using dildos

i just do it because i know my bf hates it hahahahahaha

ORIGINAL: kitten

.. well, this just reinforced all women are psychopaths

fixed

quote:

ORIGINAL: kitten

.. well, this just reinforced all women are psychopaths


fixed

hahahahaha..

die


edit okay i' m kidding. but sheesh, don' t get narky because you don' t have boobs.

What' s the difference between you, and a mallard with a head cold?

One' s a sick duck... I don' t remember the rest, but your mother' s a whore.



Celebrity SNL Jeopardy for the win.

It was her twin sisters boyfriend. She wanted to take her place.

It was her twin sisters boyfriend. She wanted to take her place.

That' s pretty much what I thought. But man, that' s one psycho plan indeed

yeah but you' d think shed know him if it was her sisters boyfriend. Even if sisters aren' t that close, they talk about who they are fooling around with, and dating. Trust me.

yeah but you' d think shed know him if it was her sisters boyfriend. Even if sisters aren' t that close, they talk about who they are fooling around with, and dating. Trust me.

Hey, I believe you. Is just that I would have never thought of killing your own sister to see him again. Maybe that' s how society and girls work out now at days and I am just missing something

Well, i really don' t like my sister so it would be kinda.. killing two birds with one stone.

Also, i' m not really the female to model other females on. I' m not really.. your average lady. Hahaha and no, i don' t mean that in some sort of ' i' ve had a sex change at sometime in my life' kinda way either.

Also, i' m not really the female to model other females on. I' m not really.. your average lady. Hahaha and no, i don' t mean that in some sort of ' i' ve had a sex change at sometime in my life' kinda way either.

If you' ve had, then I would have been forever fooled

would have been pretty funny though

What' s the difference between you, and a mallard with a head cold?
Celebrity SNL Jeopardy for the win.

I' m certain i' ve seen that episode. Will Farrel as Alex and Daryl As Sean Connery

Yup. Those were great!

Yup. Those were great!

There was a recent one when will returned to SNL the part where he played a secret agent and the words " Luxury-Jaguar" skit. That was ROFL hilarious.

The World' s Hardest Riddle

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I' ll pop.
If you look at me, you' ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,
But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,
In 6 minutes or less.
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No cheating.

Ok so I took 10 mins to work it out.......It' s obvious when you really think about it....

Pressure