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Shrink Riddle!

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Shrink Riddle! - Apr 01, 2008 18:43

I woman attended her moms funeral. There she met a man she didnt know. She thought the man was great, the man of her dreams and she fell instantly in love with him.

As the funeral ended he dissappeared before she could get his name and number.

A few days later she killed her sister!

Why?

Use mark text to see the answer

She wanted the man to come to her sisters funeral

If you got it right, you think like a psychopath.

please provide what ever you thought was the right answer!

< Message edited by vx chemical -- 1 Apr 08 10:47:32 >

kitten Total Posts : 197 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 27, 2008 Location: Australia	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 01, 2008 21:17 .. well, this just reinforced im a psychopath

Torr Total Posts : 554 Reward points : 8100 Joined: Jun 11, 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, MI	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 01, 2008 21:36 I am glad I didn' t get this one, that is such a convoluted way of going about it that only a woman would come up with it. Also just out of curiosity did you get it right VX? Also Kitten you are very strange and should fit in quite well here(especially if you keep talking about using dildos, just kidding)

Vx Chemical Total Posts : 5534 Reward points : 6695 Joined: Sep 09, 2005	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 01, 2008 21:42 I am glad I didn' t get this one, that is such a convoluted way of going about it that only a woman would come up with it. Also just out of curiosity did you get it right VX? I got it right instantly!

kitten Total Posts : 197 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 27, 2008 Location: Australia	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 01, 2008 21:42 that only a woman would come up with it. i would say i resent that, but its kinda invalid as.. well.. i kinda knew the answer. XD especially if you keep talking about using dildos i just do it because i know my bf hates it hahahahahaha

alijay034 Total Posts : 1433 Reward points : 1685 Joined: Nov 28, 2006	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 01, 2008 21:43 ORIGINAL: kitten .. well, this just reinforced all women are psychopaths fixed

kitten Total Posts : 197 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 27, 2008 Location: Australia	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 01, 2008 21:50 quote: ORIGINAL: kitten .. well, this just reinforced all women are psychopaths fixed hahahahaha.. die edit okay i' m kidding. but sheesh, don' t get narky because you don' t have boobs. < Message edited by kitten -- 1 Apr 08 23:51:12 >

Eddie_the_Hated Total Posts : 8015 Reward points : 15335 Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Wayne, MI	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 02, 2008 00:53 What' s the difference between you, and a mallard with a head cold? One' s a sick duck... I don' t remember the rest, but your mother' s a whore. Celebrity SNL Jeopardy for the win.

Agent Ghost Total Posts : 5486 Reward points : 12425 Joined: Aug 09, 2006	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 02, 2008 02:49 It was her twin sisters boyfriend. She wanted to take her place.

Chimura Total Posts : 1123 Reward points : 0 Joined: Nov 13, 2007	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 02, 2008 03:46 It was her twin sisters boyfriend. She wanted to take her place. That' s pretty much what I thought. But man, that' s one psycho plan indeed

kitten Total Posts : 197 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 27, 2008 Location: Australia	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 02, 2008 10:00 yeah but you' d think shed know him if it was her sisters boyfriend. Even if sisters aren' t that close, they talk about who they are fooling around with, and dating. Trust me.

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RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 02, 2008 10:15

yeah but you' d think shed know him if it was her sisters boyfriend. Even if sisters aren' t that close, they talk about who they are fooling around with, and dating. Trust me.

Hey, I believe you. Is just that I would have never thought of killing your own sister to see him again. Maybe that' s how society and girls work out now at days and I am just missing something

kitten Total Posts : 197 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 27, 2008 Location: Australia	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 02, 2008 10:18 Well, i really don' t like my sister so it would be kinda.. killing two birds with one stone. Also, i' m not really the female to model other females on. I' m not really.. your average lady. Hahaha and no, i don' t mean that in some sort of ' i' ve had a sex change at sometime in my life' kinda way either.

Chimura Total Posts : 1123 Reward points : 0 Joined: Nov 13, 2007	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 02, 2008 10:21 Also, i' m not really the female to model other females on. I' m not really.. your average lady. Hahaha and no, i don' t mean that in some sort of ' i' ve had a sex change at sometime in my life' kinda way either. If you' ve had, then I would have been forever fooled

kitten Total Posts : 197 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 27, 2008 Location: Australia	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 02, 2008 10:32 would have been pretty funny though

the_shadowwolf Total Posts : 675 Reward points : 17635 Joined: Jan 04, 2007 Location: The Caribbean	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 17, 2008 21:42 What' s the difference between you, and a mallard with a head cold? Celebrity SNL Jeopardy for the win. I' m certain i' ve seen that episode. Will Farrel as Alex and Daryl As Sean Connery You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Eddie_the_Hated Total Posts : 8015 Reward points : 15335 Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Wayne, MI	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 18, 2008 00:44 Yup. Those were great!

the_shadowwolf Total Posts : 675 Reward points : 17635 Joined: Jan 04, 2007 Location: The Caribbean	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 18, 2008 02:54 Yup. Those were great! There was a recent one when will returned to SNL the part where he played a secret agent and the words " Luxury-Jaguar" skit. That was ROFL hilarious. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 18, 2008 13:25

The World' s Hardest Riddle

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I' ll pop.
If you look at me, you' ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,
But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,
In 6 minutes or less.
--------------------------------------------------

No cheating.

alijay034 Total Posts : 1433 Reward points : 1685 Joined: Nov 28, 2006	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 18, 2008 18:17 Ok so I took 10 mins to work it out.......It' s obvious when you really think about it.... Pressure < Message edited by alijay034 -- 18 Apr 08 10:18:51 >

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RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 18, 2008 18:33

That' s what I thought too, but you' re wrong and so are a lot of people who think the same. It' s a trick question because that is a logical answer, but there is an even better answer. Remember it' s something a University student would struggle with yet a child could get right.

ali I sent you a PM with the answer. Don' t look at it if you still want to think about it. It' s unlikely that you' ll get it though if you didn' t figure it out immediatedly.

< Message edited by agent ghost -- 18 Apr 08 10:36:33 >

Vx Chemical Total Posts : 5534 Reward points : 6695 Joined: Sep 09, 2005	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 18, 2008 20:55 My guess would be Time

Silentbomber Total Posts : 4673 Reward points : 44970 Joined: Dec 17, 2004	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 19, 2008 02:12 I hope this isnt one of those ' nothing' ' everything' or whatever answers, it better have a real answer... Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Vx Chemical Total Posts : 5534 Reward points : 6695 Joined: Sep 09, 2005	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 19, 2008 15:42 I hope this isnt one of those ' nothing' ' everything' or whatever answers, it better have a real answer... I think i get the answer now after thinking it through. A kid would simply answer NO

Chimura Total Posts : 1123 Reward points : 0 Joined: Nov 13, 2007	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 19, 2008 15:48 It sounds like it has no real answer

Eddie_the_Hated Total Posts : 8015 Reward points : 15335 Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Wayne, MI	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 01:26 Well that' s easy. Check your PM Ghost. < Message edited by eddie_the_hated -- 19 Apr 08 17:31:34 >

the_shadowwolf Total Posts : 675 Reward points : 17635 Joined: Jan 04, 2007 Location: The Caribbean	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 02:51 My answer is Heat (temperature) maybe from the sun You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Eddie_the_Hated Total Posts : 8015 Reward points : 15335 Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Wayne, MI	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 05:01 You guys are seriously overthinking this one. Go read the riddle again. A few of you will get it.

mastachefbkw Total Posts : 3793 Reward points : 13680 Joined: Jul 11, 2006	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 05:34 PM' d

the_shadowwolf Total Posts : 675 Reward points : 17635 Joined: Jan 04, 2007 Location: The Caribbean	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 07:02 Sh!t i NOW understand the riddle and solved it but i won' t post the answer. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Eddie_the_Hated Total Posts : 8015 Reward points : 15335 Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Wayne, MI	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 08:12 NOW understand the riddle No you don' t.

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RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 12:41

Shadow guessed heat which is wrong. Eddie and Masta are both wrong also. You both gave " no" as an answer. This is one of the reasons this is a trick riddle. Because at the end it asks if you can guess the answer? However there is a better answer. The answer is not " yes" either.

Solution:

This is a dubious riddle because there are at least two good faux answers, " NO" and " pressure" . I noticed VX actually got it right. I don' t know if he just guessed because time could answer anything or if he cheated. In any case here' s the reason " time" is the answer. The answer is actually based on a childrens poem, no one can get it right uness they know the poem, or unless you' re full of shit like VX

.

The reason:

Time
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

It' s a good one eh? I heard it on the radio the other day.

< Message edited by agent ghost -- 20 Apr 08 4:51:33 >

Chimura Total Posts : 1123 Reward points : 0 Joined: Nov 13, 2007	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 12:43 Pm you a hopeful answer

Agent Ghost Total Posts : 5486 Reward points : 12425 Joined: Aug 09, 2006	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 12:50 Chimera gave " nothing" as an answer right before I edited my post to give the solution. He is wrong.

Vx Chemical Total Posts : 5534 Reward points : 6695 Joined: Sep 09, 2005	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 15:38 I noticed VX actually got it right. I don' t know if he just guessed because time could answer anything or if he cheated I didnt cheat, but i didnt know the childrens poem, i said it because time is the answer for everything really. I change it to No later on because i thought that would be a more likely answer

Chimura Total Posts : 1123 Reward points : 0 Joined: Nov 13, 2007	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 15:51 That' s pretty awesome right there. Maybe I should learn this poem so I don' t fall for it again Chimera gave " nothing" as an answer right before I edited my post to give the solution. He is wrong. Chimera!!!??? Where!!!??? < Message edited by chimura -- 20 Apr 08 8:18:16 >

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RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 20, 2008 16:13

I posed this riddle back many years ago while i was playing AD&D

' Twas whispered in Heaven, ' twas muttered in hell,
And echo caught faintly the sound as it fell;
On the confines of earth ' twas permitted to rest,
And in the depths of the ocean its presence confes' d;
' Twill be found in the sphere when ' tis riven asunder,
Be seen in the lightning and heard in the thunder;
' Twas allotted to man with his earliest breath,
Attends him at birth and awaits him at death,
Presides o' er his happiness, honor and health,
Is the prop of his house, and the end of his wealth.
In the heaps of the miser ' tis hoarded with care,
But is sure to be lost on his prodigal heir;
It begins every hope, every wish it must bound,
With the husbandman toils, and with monarchs is crowned;
Without it the soldier and seaman may roam,
But woe to the wretch who expels it from home!
In the whispers of conscience its voice will be found,
Nor e' er in the whirlwind of passion be drowned;
' Twill soften the heart; but though deaf be the ear,
It will make him acutely and instantly hear.
Set in shade, let it rest like a delicate flower;
Ah! Breathe on it softly, it dies in an hour.

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RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 21, 2008 01:01

Eddie_the_Hated

No you don' t.

Yes. I did.
The last line of the riddle " Can you guess the riddle?"

Hint: But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out.

They wouldn' t know the answer to the riddle so the question can you guess the riddle and my answer would be NO.
I tried to say it with NOW but what i should have written was NOw.
Anyway Agent Ghost posted the answer.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Eddie_the_Hated Total Posts : 8015 Reward points : 15335 Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Wayne, MI	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 21, 2008 03:23 It was a play on words dude.

the_shadowwolf Total Posts : 675 Reward points : 17635 Joined: Jan 04, 2007 Location: The Caribbean	RE: Shrink Riddle! - Apr 21, 2008 09:13 oh okay Answer to Vx Chemical Riddle The letter H I heard this one already. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.