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canadagamer

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 14, 2008 01:06

" Life sucks, so wear a f.ucking helmet"

Dennis Leary
Rampage99

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 14, 2008 01:25
I have two...

First one

Second one

Sure they are chats, but they made me laugh my ass off while I was talking to my friend Sean.
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 14, 2008 06:06
" There' s no I in team, but there is an I in pie. There' s an I in meat pie, and as we all know, meat, is a clever anagram of team, so go out and.. y' know what, whatever."

Shaun - Shaun of the Dead

" Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk!"

Dwayne Hoover - Little Miss Sunshine (after a yearlong vow of silence, realizing he' s colorblind, and can' t become a test pilot)
nekkid_monkey

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 14, 2008 21:58
" You shoot me in a dream, you' d better wake up and apologize."

Mr. White
canadagamer

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 14, 2008 23:07

" IT' S IN!!!!!"

McLovin
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 15, 2008 05:38
" Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."

-George Bernard Shaw
< Message edited by agent ghost -- 8 May 08 4:47:01 >
Torr

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 16, 2008 13:28
" Are you classified as human? Negative I am a meat popsicle."
< Message edited by Torr -- 16 Mar 08 5:37:28 >
DieHounderdoggen

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 16, 2008 13:30
I' M MAD AS HELL AND I' M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!
-Several people in ' Network' (1976)
< Message edited by diehounderdoggen -- 16 Mar 08 5:37:34 >
nekkid_monkey

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 16, 2008 17:04
" History is a set of lies agreed upon."

Napoleon Bonaparte
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Mar 17, 2008 03:11
" A man' s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."

-Albert Einstein
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 05, 2008 15:36

If there isn' t grass on the field flip it over and play in the mud!


-Rampage
Rampage99

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 05, 2008 22:01
HAHAHAHA!
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 11, 2008 10:43
" Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?" said Mr. Prosser.
" How much?" asked Arthur.
" None at all," Mr. Prosser replied.

-The Hitch Hicker' s Guide to the Galaxy
mastachefbkw

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 11, 2008 11:51
" I don' t fail, I succeed at finding what doesn' t work"

-Christopher Titus
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 15, 2008 09:54
" Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

-Unknown

That one' s for Alijay
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 15, 2008 10:23


" Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire, because he was a mass-murdering fuc.khead. It was his honeymoon as well, double-trouble"

-Eddie " Better Than Carlin" Izzard
< Message edited by eddie_the_hated -- 15 Apr 08 2:24:54 >
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 17, 2008 06:49

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.


George motha fuckin' Carlin!
the_shadowwolf

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 21, 2008 10:45
Vega:
" My hobby is to slowly peel the skin off the rabbits I catch, especially cute little bunnies like you"
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 21, 2008 11:14
" Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we' re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn' t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power" .

~P.J. O' Rourke
Mass X

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 21, 2008 12:43
" You all a bunch of Hay Diggers!" " Y' all diggers is hay"
-Inside joke provided by yours truly
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