Quote of the day.

Provide a quote that you enjoyed. It can relate to anything. You may or may not provide context. Post only one quote per day.


" You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up." -George Carlin

" If you knew how good I am you would think I' m modest." - Ben Hansen

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

" God is dead" -Nietche

" Don' t let schooling interfere with your education. "

Mark Twain

' Check your ingredients before you overdose on the cool '

" FAKE THE INEVITABLE"

Most wanted games:

Mass Effect
Assasins Creed
Crysis
Little Big Planet
Drakes Fortune
UTIII
Kane and Lynch
Heavy Rain
Alan Wake

Spike Milligan' s Epitah

" I told you I was ill"

***flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms***
***mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace***

" Nietche is dead" - God

" Ma style? You can caw it the art of fighting widout fighting." - Bruce Lee

" What?" -Unknown

" I' ll rip your Head off and Sh!t down your neck...." - Duke

- Phoenix|Slash
- A.K.A. HumpY...Gimme' A Leg

wtf? this was supposed to be one a day

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

" I' ll rip your Head off and Sh!t down your neck...." - Duke

Isn' t there an old Clint Eastwood movie where someone says that?

I always thought the game took that quote from Full Metal Jacket.

The difference is Duke actually does rip off a head and shit down a throat.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

" You barbarians! I' ll sue the council for every penny it' s got! I' ll have you hung, drawn, and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until you' ve had enough. And then I will do it again! And when I' ve finished I will take all the little bits, and I will JUMP on them! And I will carry on jumping on them until I get blisters, or I can think of anything even more unpleasant to do..."


-Arthur Dent

" Do you...want me to... help you..cum?" Father to his son in the movie Happiness.

Yeah let that sink in a bit and see how your day goes... I get to quote again in an hour at midnight HA!

" I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It' s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

-Mike Tyson

ORIGINAL: Nitro

I don' t work out to hard because i heard it makes your dick shrink and i ain' t got much to risk.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

" I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

Mohandas Gandhi

" Life sucks, so wear a f.ucking helmet"

Dennis Leary

Most wanted games:

Mass Effect
Assasins Creed
Crysis
Little Big Planet
Drakes Fortune
UTIII
Kane and Lynch
Heavy Rain
Alan Wake

I have two...

First one

Second one

Sure they are chats, but they made me laugh my ass off while I was talking to my friend Sean.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

" There' s no I in team, but there is an I in pie. There' s an I in meat pie, and as we all know, meat, is a clever anagram of team, so go out and.. y' know what, whatever."

Shaun - Shaun of the Dead

" Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk!"

Dwayne Hoover - Little Miss Sunshine (after a yearlong vow of silence, realizing he' s colorblind, and can' t become a test pilot)

" You shoot me in a dream, you' d better wake up and apologize."

Mr. White

" IT' S IN!!!!!"

McLovin

Most wanted games:

Mass Effect
Assasins Creed
Crysis
Little Big Planet
Drakes Fortune
UTIII
Kane and Lynch
Heavy Rain
Alan Wake

" Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."

-George Bernard Shaw

" Are you classified as human? Negative I am a meat popsicle."

I' M MAD AS HELL AND I' M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!
-Several people in ' Network' (1976)

" History is a set of lies agreed upon."

Napoleon Bonaparte

" A man' s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."

-Albert Einstein

If there isn' t grass on the field flip it over and play in the mud!

-Rampage

HAHAHAHA!

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

" Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?" said Mr. Prosser.
" How much?" asked Arthur.
" None at all," Mr. Prosser replied.

-The Hitch Hicker' s Guide to the Galaxy

" I don' t fail, I succeed at finding what doesn' t work"

-Christopher Titus

" Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

-Unknown

That one' s for Alijay

" Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire, because he was a mass-murdering fuc.khead. It was his honeymoon as well, double-trouble"

-Eddie " Better Than Carlin" Izzard

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

George motha fuckin' Carlin!

Vega:
" My hobby is to slowly peel the skin off the rabbits I catch, especially cute little bunnies like you"

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

" Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we' re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn' t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power" .

~P.J. O' Rourke

" You all a bunch of Hay Diggers!" " Y' all diggers is hay"
-Inside joke provided by yours truly