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nekkid_monkey

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RE: Joke Thread - Jun 03, 2007 00:38
A woman once told me, " I need 12inches, and make it hurt!"
So I f***ed her twice and punched her in the mouth.
choupolo

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RE: Joke Thread - Jun 03, 2007 03:15
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms!
mastachefbkw

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RE: Joke Thread - Jun 03, 2007 09:38

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms!


Was that an actual joke or did you make that up yourself?
nekkid_monkey

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RE: Joke Thread - Jun 03, 2007 23:18
Should I be worried that one of my testicles is bigger than the other two?
choupolo

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RE: Joke Thread - Jun 04, 2007 01:30

Was that an actual joke or did you make that up yourself?


I made it up.
mastachefbkw

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RE: Joke Thread - Jun 04, 2007 12:41


I made it up.


Thought so
fish_wacker

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RE: Joke Thread - Jun 06, 2007 02:26
That is the only one ive laughed at so far!!!

Anyway a man went into the butchers and said to the butcher
" Wheres your assistant gone?"
" I had to fire him"
" Why?"
" He was putting his d*ck in the bacon slicer"
" What happened to the bacon slicer?"
" I fired her as well"
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