Once upon a time, there was a very stupid gay
that always dreamed of a day with Will Young
. This gay struted all around town with this thought in his head, thinking he was so cool
. He would often envision countless bystanders to be Will Young, and each time he winked at them
. These bystaders couldn' t help but stare at this unusual fellow and his unusual fashion sense
- some, however, just wanted to punch him in the face
, until one day some random bloke actually did. The gay cried all day
, all of his thoughts about Will Young had faded and his hopes and dreams shattered[:' (]. He questioned his sexuality, was he wrong the whole time
? So he stole some plastic explosives from some random shop and stuck them to his face
as he felt his life wasn' t worth living. His plan to waste himself in the spot had failed and he was only seriously mamed
and was taken to the local hospital. The doctors were baffled by his miraculous survival, but they couldn' t tell a soul because of doctor-patient confidentiality
. As this was the case, his super nerdy family
could never find out about his fatal injury. The guy just sighed
and continued to think about Will Young.
Yes, permission to " WTF!!" .