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Marink

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What if... - Jun 15, 2007 02:24
I don' t remember this being done before, so I thought I would do it.

Anywhooo, the rules are simple:

Someone posts a completely random question, for example: What if the world was flat?

Then the next person answers that question and posts their own.

So I' ll start:

What if George Bush was God?
< Message edited by Marink -- 14 Jun 07 18:26:00 >
mastachefbkw

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 02:45
The human race as we no it would be oil craved arse holes who couldnt pronounce the word nuclear if their life depended on it.

What if poor people were really super rich and just hiding it?
Silentbomber

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 05:21
then I would go around and steal fropm the poor. and give to the rich!what if Kikizo caught fire?
< Message edited by silentbomber -- 14 Jun 07 21:22:55 >
Vx Chemical

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 05:34

then I would go around and steal fropm the poor. and give to the rich!what if Kikizo caught fire?



We dont need no water let the motherfucking burn motherfucker! (no offence)


What if all girls would instantly say yes to having sex with you, even at the very first second you met them!
mastachefbkw

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 05:57
We would have a huge baby boom and stds would run rampantly across the world.

What if people really saw stuff differently, such as one person seeing the color orange as green, and they thought they were right, but you couldnt explain a color to them and everyone was really really confused
< Message edited by mastachefbkw -- 14 Jun 07 21:58:52 >
Iad umboros

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 08:07
Then traffic would be murder and rainbows would be worshipped.

What if dolphins started their own underwater civilisation?
Agent Ghost

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 10:30
" What if dolphins started their own underwater civilisation?"

They already do have underwater civilizations, infact they' ve been conspiring with cows for decades, you read that right I said cows. And I don' t know about you but I don' t like the sight of this:



What if someone offered you your dream job in another continent away from family and friends?
< Message edited by Agent Ghost -- 15 Jun 07 2:32:15 >
mastachefbkw

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 11:34


What if someone offered you your dream job in another continent away from family and friends?


Depends what continent. If it were somewhere nice in Europe, Asia, or Australia, then i' d probably take it. But then again it could be somewhere like Ethiopia in Africa [:' (]

What if a person put side mirrors on themselves so they could see the people behind them?
< Message edited by mastachefbkw -- 15 Jun 07 3:35:56 >
Joe Redifer

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 15:26
Then it would be harder for me to kidnap their babies and sell them on eBay.

What if red wine replaced Coke and Pepsi at all local restaurants?
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 23:51
American children would be drunk as well as obese.
Torr

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RE: What if... - Jun 15, 2007 23:56
You didnt ask a question eddie! So ill make one up for you.

What if everyone' s genetalia got reversed?







Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: What if... - Jun 16, 2007 05:44
Sorry, had to run off.

What if my genetalia got reversed? That' d make me a playa' !

What if every governmental sex-scandal was taped & forcibly distributed to movie theaters?
< Message edited by eddie_the_hated -- 15 Jun 07 21:47:13 >
Torr

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RE: What if... - Jun 16, 2007 05:51
Then there would be more people throwing up in theaters.


What if.............?





alijay034

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RE: What if... - Jun 16, 2007 08:47
What if a parallel universe was a reality and there was an alternate version of you, what would you be like?
Die_Hounderdoggen

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RE: What if... - Jun 16, 2007 09:29
I' d be getting more action.

What if all the grains of sand in the world turned into shrunken heads?
mastachefbkw

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RE: What if... - Jun 16, 2007 10:26
I dont think anyone would really notice, but then people who did wouldnt go on the beach and it wouldnt be as crowded

What if everything you touched turned to plastic?
nekkid_monkey

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RE: What if... - Jun 16, 2007 23:09
I' d masturbate a lot less.


What if all current religions were wrong, and the ancient Romans were right?
locopuyo

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RE: What if... - Jun 17, 2007 03:54
What if I let my little brother borrow my xbox 360 and the next morning I get it back and 3 red lights appear when I turn it on?
Silentbomber

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RE: What if... - Jun 17, 2007 04:42
I guess your little brother would get a kicking. What if somebody answered nekkid monkeys religion question?
< Message edited by silentbomber -- 16 Jun 07 20:43:49 >
mastachefbkw

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RE: What if... - Jun 17, 2007 06:02
Then kikizo wouldnt pay attention to it at all and they would just keep on moving

What if.... cats and dogs could breed?
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