Hypathetical question. If you could choose any cerlebrity to to get into a televised street fight with. Who would you choose? Who would you pick to fight against and why? Anyone who is famous.

I don' t know why I started this thread, I guess I just have a lot of built up fustration and seeing these morons in movies/TV... it just pisses me off that they are so rich and so stupid at the same time.

I would pick Chuck Norris, if only for the internet fame of kicking his ass. And hey if I lose at least everyone would understand.