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 Kikizo Winners (officially cancelled)
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Majik

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 00:20
Well you might not win a game... but i do have some used Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo' s that i could re-package and send out as bonus prizes... If you' re a single heterosexual male and have no use for it, you could give it to your sister, niece, mother, grandmother etc...
Silentbomber

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 01:59
" I bought my wife some shoes and a dildo"

- " why did you buy her a dildo?"

" ... becuase if she dosent like the shoes she can go *** herself!"
< Message edited by silentbomber -- 31 Mar 08 18:00:13 >
mastachefbkw

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 05:33

used Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo' s
ewwww.
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 06:03

If you' re a single heterosexual male and have no use for it, you could give it to your sister, niece, mother, grandmother etc...

Who says a single heterosexual male doesn' t have a use for a Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo?!

Possible Usages
Gutted, it becomes a hard drinking flask.
Christmas ornament.
Back massager.
Cake mixer.
Automatic drum-roll drumstick.
D-cell battery tester.
One way boomerang.
Sausage size regulation template.
Dummy mortar round.
Concrete agitator.
Cocktail stick for the world' s largest reuben.
Daytime road flare.
Children' s pool submarine.
Noisemaker.
mastachefbkw

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 06:43

Children' s pool submarine.
Bingo!
Mass X

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 08:07
Well then thats a sight I hope to never see...
kitten

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 15:46


Automatic drum-roll drumstick.


... hahahahaa okay okay.. seriously.
what the ***. where do you come up with all this random shit.
you make so laugh so hard i think im gonna cry.

hours and hours of entertainment
or hey, you could just send me as many as you have bahaha
i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>



Chimura

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 16:54

... hahahahaa okay okay.. seriously.
what the ***. where do you come up with all this random shit.
you make so laugh so hard i think im gonna cry.

hours and hours of entertainment
or hey, you could just send me as many as you have bahaha
i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>


Flashing dildos just get Eddy' s mind going. And for good reason. They seem to be an object that are just bound for success. As anything really
alijay034

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 17:07


ORIGINAL: kitten




i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>






How is it that everyone has a ' friend' who could use a Nitro approved flashing dildo or from now on a NAFD
Chimura

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 17:11
There one of those Hot Topic products everyone wants on. The sheer amount of functions it can perform is baffling.

I am sure had NAFD existed during the 80' s, a guy like McGyuver would have been using those instead of one those Swiss mutli-purpose blades.
< Message edited by chimura -- 1 Apr 08 9:13:53 >
Majik

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 17:15
I might call the copmpany that makes them and get a more " accurate" version made. I want to combine the spikey flashing pinkness with some sort of taser weapon. I could make billions.
kitten

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 18:28
bahaha for some reason the image of a guy using one on his girlfriend
she gets really loud and it starts to annoy him so he switches it to the taser function.
*tzzt*
shut up bitch


xD


see what you do to me! thats horrible!
Vx Chemical

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 18:32

bahaha for some reason the image of a guy using one on his girlfriend
she gets really loud and it starts to annoy him so he switches it to the taser function.
*tzzt*
shut up bitch


xD


see what you do to me! thats horrible!


Thats pretty fucked up!
Chimura

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 18:57

see what you do to me! thats horrible!


At least you are not on the receiving end of the flashing dildo/taser. THAT would be horrible

For you that is


Thats pretty ***ed up!


Pretty funny at the same time too though
< Message edited by chimura -- 1 Apr 08 10:58:02 >
Nitro

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 18:59
Y' know, i am going to start doing bonus prizes. Not necessarily games, but definitely (mostly) videogame related. I say mostly because, ...well the Force FX series of Lighsabers are fuc.king badass.
Duffman

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 20:28
Yes! We are talking about flashing dildos again!


but definitely (mostly) videogame related.


" Mostly" meaning you will be giving out some flashing dildos?


Duff?


Yep, spot on Eddie. If you all haven' t figured it out already, myself and Silent know each other.
< Message edited by Duffman -- 1 Apr 08 12:31:01 >
Majik

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 20:45


ORIGINAL: Duffman

" Mostly" meaning you will be giving out some flashing dildos?


And some of my homemade beastiality videos. Heh, i may even give away my pickled foreskin
kitten

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 21:01

And some of my homemade beastiality videos.


i thought i told you to delete those. >: (
Torr

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 21:38
Could we get an example of one of the gaming related bonus prizes. Non-gaming related ones are all fun and games but I just don' t have too much use for a flashing red dildo(at the moment) and don' t know anyone who does.
kitten

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RE: Kikizo Winners (February' s winners announced!) - Apr 01, 2008 21:55
Yeah i want to know about prizes, just in case i manage to convince you guys to give me one.


and no, i don' t want a red flashing dildo, thanks.
< Message edited by kitten -- 1 Apr 08 23:56:07 >
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