I came across this idea earlier when someone briefly mentioned a gangsta-based Final Fantasy game. The more I think about it the more I find the idea absolutely hilarious.

With the majority of the Final Fantasy series taking place in futuristic worlds with airships, advanced technologies, and monstrous foes, imagine an urban-esque Final Fantasy game that takes place in the ' hood' , lol.

Game Characters = OG, Cloudy-Cloud, Aeris-isha

Mini-bosses: " Yo homey, you can' t be venturing out here. Prepare to get dissed and dismissed on da hizzle!"
Cloudy-Cloud: " You best be stepping back homey, or else me and my crew will f*** you up!"
Aeris-isha: " Fo real though!"

(during the mini-boss battle a police siren is heard)
OG: " FIVE-O FiVE-O!!" (Cloudy-Cloud, OG, and Aeris-isha all take off running)







*(Spring 2005' s useless thread quota has been met)*

Cloudy Cloud - " Ima bust yo ass with some rata-tat-tat rata-tat-tat!"

Sepherizzle - " Oh no you di' int! You did NOT come up all in my fizzace like dat yo!"

Aeris-isha - " Are you all up in here gettin' freaky widdout me, niggas?"

Cloudy Cloud - " Yo bitch why can' t u jus' stay dead, kna mean?"

Sepherizzle - " Shut yo yaps. It' s on, muthafukas!"

Cloudy Cloud - (Performs special move: Drive By)

As much as we' re screwing around here, I think the new direction idea would be awsome. I' d actually like to see a fantasy western type of FF game, similar to Stephen King' s " The Dark Tower" series. Or a caveman FF where the ultimate spell in the game instead of being " Ultimate" is simply " Fire" .

Super Final Fantasy ball XXX

Final fantasy really need more innovation, they should replace the turn based combat with something more original. It could put they Eyetoy to good use, to roll towards an opponent you have to jangle your balls up and down, then to attack you grab your wang and swing in like a sword.
To summon special guardian creatures you have to spell out difficult Japanese symbols handless.
Hah I’d like to see Ken Kutaragi demonstrate that one at E3.

This seems like a good thread to take my pants off.

then to attack you grab your wang

Wow. I never thought I' d read that in here. And I don' t know if I would want to see Ken Kutaragi demonstrate this at E3. Perhaps one of the booth babes could give a demo though......

Can you imagine you and the rest of your party members ganging up on a mini-boss and just repeatedly stomping the hell out of it the way gangs do? hehe..

Sepherizzle

I LOVE IT!!!!!!