OK, extrememly stupid thread time!

If all of your favorite videogame corporation superstars got into a brawl for no reason (of course), who would win, and why? Here are the contenders:

Shigeru Miyamoto
Weapon of choice: Poison mushrooms

Yu Suzuki
Weapon of choice: Motorcycle exhaust

Bernie Stolar
Weapon of choice: Stubble + giant nose

Yuzo Koshiro
Weapon of choice: Fingernails across the chalkboard

Nobuo Uematsu
Weapon of choice: Repetitive march

Gumpei Yokoi
Weapon of choice: Zombie strength

Yuji Naka
Weapon of choice: Confusing visuals

Tomonobu Itagaki
Weapon of choice: Ninja Gaiden on hardest setting + overall arrogance.

Hideo Kojima
Weapon of choice: Power of love

Pimp Daddy Hiroshi Yamauchi would beat the ever living f*** out of everyone in the industry since his Pimp hand is indeed STRONG....

Remember, he used to own LOVE HOTELS where he rented rooms by the hour. That just goes to show you how much of a true pimp he is! I' m surpised none of Nintendo' s games ever had love hotels where the characters could go to recharge themselves ;)

http://www.nintendoland.com/home2.htm?history/hist1.htm

1963(-68) Name change to Nintendo Co. Ltd and starts to produce various products.

This year they changed the company name to what it is today, Nintendo Co. Ltd. and started to manufacturing games and toys instead of playing cards. New products were produced. For example a portioned instant rice which sadly became a failure. After that Hiroshi opened a " love hotel" with room rented by the hour. Fact is that Hiroshi himself was a big costumer at this love hotel although that he was a married man (His wife knew about his visits but she ignored it)! Another of Hiroshi' s projects was " Daiya" a taxi company which was going well but after having to negotiate with far to powerful taxi driver unions wanting higher salaries etc he closed this business and later he also closed the love hotel also.

Shigeru Miyamoto -- Weapon of choice: Poison mushrooms--wins hands down because I love Super Nintendo and Mario is sooo sexy

Tomonobu Itagaki. I' ve a feeling this man would be very, VERY handy in an argument, nay, a fight. As for Ninja Gaiden... I don' t own the game yet and am already cowering in fear of the diffucilty. I' ve got to scrape together money for the thing but want to finish Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow first.

Haha, I may be a few months behind on top games but I also get most of ' em £20 cheaper

I think I' ll pick Peter Molyneux (however you spell his name):

Weapon of Choice- That damn God hand of his...imagine him setting that thing loose on you, lol.

uematsu would win hands down. No violence from him though, just endless, repetitive, mind boggling, nerve racking music. You' ll either commit suicide or experience a slow, painful, deafening death.

Vin Diesle. All he would have to do is threaten to make a Triple X game and everyone would surrender in fear.