Hello,

I need a contact form on my website, that will send to my email address what the visitor enter in the form fields. The problem is that I can' t run any php scripts.. is there a way to use some html form?

Why do people use the Kikizo forums like a support page?

My toaster is broken, the power is on but it doesn' t get warm so my bread doesn' t get toasted. So I tried to fix it with a fork but the fork broke. I tried to throw it in the trashcan (the fork that is) but I missed and hit the window so the window broke. There was glass everywhere on the floor so I tried to use my vacuum cleaner to clean it up. When I was cleaning I remembered that I' ve heard about people who masturbate with vacuum cleaners, you know, sucking with it. So I tried that but I... uh... got stuck. The whole " package" managed to get inside so I can' t get it out without suffering from severe pain.

So I thought you could help me a bit here:
1. Do you know of any good toaster manufacturers?
2. Do you know the recipe for any dish that doesn' t require forks?
3. If you can' t afford a new window, do you know what else you can put in the hole in the wall?
4. How do I remove my.. uh... stuff that got stuck, from the vacuum cleaner?
5. Do you know any vaccum cleaner manufacturer that makes vacuum cleaners with very weak sucking power... you know... in case I want to... vacuum... stuff...

Thanks in advance

HELP ME, I' M TOO FAT TO SEE MY DICK!

Hai Guys I forgor how to eats, I haves tried everythink.

[lol, sorry op guy]

I can' t pee.

*Checks post history...*

LOL, i still hope you get AIDS!!!