Finally a reason to get a Wii

First came GHIII then came Wii fit, now come Wii slut. Yes you can get your wife girlfriend to pole dance using your wii....he he he he

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/05/08/peekaboo_wii_pole_dancing/

Wow... the wii seemed like a family console to me.

People couldn' t even use the Wiimote without hurting themselves, imagine how badly they' ll get destroyed with a pole. The news articles would be amusing though.

In defense of the pole dancing kit, it' s supposed to be a way to enhance stale sexual relationships. Since a healthy sexual relationship is essential to a healthy marriage , and lots of people who weren' t interested in games before bought the Wii, this is really isn' t a bad idea at all.

Advertising is going to be tricky though...

If you need your Wife or Girlfriend to dance like a $5 ho, to save a marriage, then I think you got serious problems.

I think it is an alternative to naked twister....

ORIGINAL: alijay034

If you need your Wife or Girlfriend to dance like a $5 ho, to save a marriage, then I think you got serious problems.

I think it is an alternative to naked twister....

What? Like, naked twister with a bunc of fun-loving bikers that want to see what
you' re made of?

Pfft, this is no reason for me to get a Wii, there' s a SpearMint Rhino' s round the
corner from me anyway.

There are two rules to success:

1. Never tell all you know.

ORIGINAL: alijay034

If you need your Wife or Girlfriend to dance like a $5 ho, to save a marriage, then I think you got serious problems.

I love it when my woman acts slutty for me. If you' re with a woman who refuses to do stuff like that, THEN you' ve got a problem.

$5 ho

What' s wrong with $5 ho' s there is nothing wrong with a wife dancing on the pole for her husband. Thats dam near a prerequisite these days.

I would hate to be married to a dull woman It has to be hot especially in the bedroom. Sex is one of the things that keeps the marriage going.

I love it when my woman acts slutty for me. If you' re with a woman who refuses to do stuff like that, THEN you' ve got a problem.

Enough said.

marriages based on sex never last, inevitably one of the partners becomes less interested and they find in fact they have nothing else in common.

Well, obviously. But sexless relationships don' t survive very long either.
It' s all about balance. You' ve got to make that extra effort to keep your partner interested. Flowers, candy, lapdances...they all serve the same purpose.

Sexless marriages can last. There' s like 14 millions Jews in the world. A lot of them are married.


Seriously though, not everyone prioritizes sex. More to the point, I don' t see how a marriage can ever last while both being content. Why would any sane person want to live with the same person for the rest of their life? I don' t understand this. People shouldn' t get married before they' re 50. That way they can have fun with as many people as possible.

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