His speech will no doubt open along the lines of...

Praystation 3 isa compyooter wth hard-drive!!1!! It super advanced machine of technology and the Praystation 3 hava the most advanced controller ever made. Isa more advanced than controls for Concorde airplane! You are not worthy of the Praystation 3 controller!

...then the frog-faced master of evil will likely begin lying and talking about Bru-Ray...

...then the frog-faced master of evil will likely begin lying and talking about Bru-Ray...

don´t forget other Ken kutaragi lines:

" bru-ray is your ticket to heaven..." or " Ps3...buy it to make you better feeling."

That crazy ken sure knows how to entertain people

" PeeEssShree Get you many beautifuls woman... And NINJA' S!!!"

Jeez. Do they like to watch their entire company disgraced in public.

" You can watch 2 monitors in full 1080p!"
" It' s not expensive!"
" It' l be out by Spring"
" That $500-600 dollar talk is nothing but speculation!"
" Microsofts error was putting out two different versions!"

This is gonna be an interesting TGS

I am going to become a journalist so I can have an interview with Kutaragi a la
Martin Bashir and Michael Jackson... I will find out:

The truth behind PS3' s plastic surgery, and why he considers a different face and
sub-par graphics to be on a super computer level.

I will also tour his house, and uncover the truth behind the ' missing' PS3 dev' s
that could not keep their mouth' s shut about the " trials and tribulation" of
developing for his next generation monkey.

-His relationship to Kaz Hirai, and Phil Harrison, a very controversial love
triangle of gadgets, super computers, HDMI outputs and HD Gran Turismo.

-Finally I will get the scoop on the " 6 years in development" dual-wave
pad that they just couldn' t wait to WOW everyone at E3 with. Putting every
single rumour to rest...

Wish me luck guys!

-His relationship to Kaz Hirai, and Phil Harrison, a very controversial love
triangle of gadgets, super computers, HDMI outputs and HD Gran Turismo.

Don' t forget Riiiiiiigeee Racceeeeeerrrrr!!!!!

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

-His relationship to Kaz Hirai, and Phil Harrison, a very controversial love
triangle of gadgets, super computers, HDMI outputs and HD Gran Turismo.

Don' t forget Riiiiiiigeee Racceeeeeerrrrr!!!!!

Wooh!

Never EVER forget one of the PS3' s highlights...

Real-time weapon change.

Sony has found and will ATTACK THE WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!

.....not forgetting that all missions are based on events which took, actually took place in japanese history....

So here we have this GIANT crab....



and you ATTACK its weak point for maximum damage...

Why do people say the Sony E3 conference was boring? This thread clearly shows that theirs was the most humourus one.
Unintentionally perhaps, but still very entertaining.

ORIGINAL: ginjirou

Why do people say the Sony E3 conference was boring? This thread clearly shows that theirs was the most humourus one.
Unintentionally perhaps, but still very entertaining.

Hey... It wasn' t boring, what.. With those 3 lovers on stage, and the expensive
George Foreman grill advert????

No way was it boring....

Let' s not forget the funny freak who showed us how stupid you look when you play Warhawk. He should have his own movie

He was rushed to hospital I think; ruptured spleen. So PS3 not only blows
your power supply, but your insides too.

ORIGINAL: Tiz

.....not forgetting that all missions are based on events which took, actually took place in japanese history....

So here we have this GIANT crab....



and you ATTACK its weak point for maximum damage...

ROFL! That' s great!

Ken: " ......But that’s not all! Lastly, we at Sony are proud to reveal the Finalised PS3 Controller!! "

Ken: " ......But that’s not all! Lastly, we at Sony are proud to reveal the Finalised PS3 Controller!! "

LOL

It probably just me, but doesn' t Kutaragi have some close facial resemblances with Crazy Frog?

ORIGINAL: Dionysius

It probably just me, but doesn' t Kutaragi have some close facial resemblances with Crazy Frog?

...

ORIGINAL: MAJIKDR46ON

...then the frog-faced master of evil will likely begin lying and talking about Bru-Ray...

...no, it' s not just you...

It probably just me, but doesn' t Kutaragi have some close facial resemblances with Crazy Frog?

Nah, you' re on to something there. We all know that it really IS Crazy Frog making all those ridiculous statements, and that Kenny K. is bound, and gagged in a supply closet in Sony Computer Entertainment Japan' s HQ, mumbling something about market shares.

" The Playsation 3 will now retail for $1000 [20GB model] and $1200 [60Gb model]"

- My Friend Haz