That kid' s going to be scarred for life. I can already imagine the taunts and jibes he/she' ll get at school;
" Hey Africa! Why don' t you go off and get invaded by some European powers!"
or
" Ooh! Look at Africa! He/She' s so fat he/she can fit 61 independent nations and the French Foreign Legion inside him/her."
I suppose it could be worse though, they could name it Arm, or Crotch, or Mosh.