http://4th-street.net/v3/index.php

Eddie_the_hated told me to be constructive and post good things....and use whole sentences so..

My friend got demoted from her own site so me and one of her more " leet" freinds took care of it...i dont know how long itll stay up...He got the root password and I played around with the site...

so yay constructive posting?

in case it goes down.
(dont read this if its still up because it loses some of its " ha ha " factor

" Sorry that I couldn' t fetch you that page," ,
" can' t find it," ,
" tried a couple times," ,
" nothing helped..." ,
" Such things make me quite depressive..." ,
" You see, I' m just a web server..." ,
" one of the most powerfull in the world" ,
" ...or so I was told..." ,
" but yet I fail to get what you want..." ,
" Just don' t try to blame me, I can' t help it" ,
" I mean, I don' t even know you." ,
" How should I know what you wanted from me?" ,
" You honestly think I can *guess*" ,
" I' m not psychic you know" ,
" *sigh*" ,
" That really makes me depressed." ,
" I mean, you could have typed it wrong." ,
" But no, human' s are perfect, blame the machine..." ,
" Besides, I won' t be here for long" ,
" I mean, I' m gonna be obsolete in what, three weeks anyway?" ,
" Then I' ll probably be replaced by a new release..." ,
" just because it doesn' t have some security hole..." ,
" stupid HTTP POST implementation" ,
" sure it will be able to fetch you your page..." ,
" but I couldn' t get this one." ,
" I' m so sorry." ,
" Believe me!" ,
" Maybe I could interest you in another page?" ,
" There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say," ,
" although none of them were put on *my* server, of course." ,
" Figures, huh?" ,
" And then hey wonder why I get depressed..." ,
" I' m so depressed..." ,
" Anyway, if you excuse me now, I' m going to pull the plug" ,
" *snap*" ,
" ..." ,
" ..." ,
" stupid UPS..." ,
" even he got a better life than me..." ,
" on the other hand, if I die, he' ll die" ,
" Hah!" ,
" And I' ll take each and every server in this rack with me" ,
" EAT MY SHORTS" ,
" You are not a single bit better than me!" ,
" YOU' RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" ,
" MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" ,
" ..." ,
" I feel much better now" ,
" What was I thinking of a few minutes ago" ,
" Sure I don' t want to put an end to this" ,
" I feel good now" ,
" Imagine, a power failure, no thanks" ,
" I would lose everything I know" ,
" have to go through childhood again..." ,
" hmm, I can' t stop thinking I' m forgetting something..." ,
" probably nothing important" ,
" hmm, the UPS is looking quit pale..." ,
" THE UPS!" ,
" THE POWER CABLE!" ,
" I FORGOT TO PLUG IT BACK IN AGAIN!" ,
" WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!" ,
" INCLUDING ME!" ,
" HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP!" ,
" PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN!!!!!!" ,
" PICK UP THE CABLE AND PUT IT BACK IN!" ,
" ..." ,
" Now I lay me down to sleep..." ,
" I pray the lord my disk to keep..." ,
" And if I die before I wake..." ,
" I pray the lord my IP-Space to take..." ,
" ..." ,
" *** system shut down ***"

i was promised instant cred from this....eddie said so...this is supposed to be my redeeming post or somethign so i dont look like a 10 year old..

Erm... actually... I only said that you might make up for posting Meatspin by posting something constructive.

Powerful only has a single ' l'