Saving the world and not getting credti. I don' t want to be blamed for this place.

Getting a new hot neighbor who loves nerds who play videogames OR a $10 gift certificate at Home Depot?

Getting the hot neighbour.

Playing a guitar with razors for strings, or sitting infront of the tv eating chocolate and watching your favorite show?

Definitely the guitar with razors. Duh.

Watching Survivor on TV or pulling your eyeballs out of their sockets with rusty pliers?

survivor, I really enjoy it when hicks are on there and do crazy stuff.

Stabbing yourself in the heart with an extremely long needle to inject antidote or dying.

Stabbing myself in the heart with an extremely long needle to live because im too important to die.


Cats or Dogs

Cats ofcourse. Dogs a big stinking animals, that drool and try to lick peoples privates. Cats are more nimble, though the 3 i have a close to getting their heads chopped off, one of the them pisses in our bed at times, so annoying, i think he should be happy he is loved.

Watching StarTrek on a polish tv with voiceovers, where all the voices are done by the same emotionless female, and you can hear the original voices underneath or watching a german synchronisation of Terminator?

Terminator, after a few shots of rye I think that would be quite funny.

If you could instantely learn one language perfectely. whould you pick Japanese or Spanish.

Spanish I know more people who speak Spanish then Japenesse

Your Birthday or Christmas

My birthday because #1 I can be selfish and just receive which is the way life is meant to be (no giving involved) and #2 everyone doesn' t go balls out insane on my birthday and need to be shot.

Heavy wind OR freezing rain?

Heavy wind, having been bald some years of my life, i know that freezing rain is a painful expirience, while heavy wind is simply annoying.


Sex with a virgin, or sex with a expirienced porn stor, each pretty and sexy in their own way!

Sex with a virgin. If you do a good enough job she could remember you for the rest of her life.

Who would win in a fight a Gorilla or A Bear

After watching Kong recently my im leaning towards the gorilla ..

- Being out with a hot girl for the first time, needing to fart, doing so and subsequently shitting yourself (Her realising what has happened) .. Also she knows a lot of your friends, so everyone is bound to find out ..

or

- Putting dog food on your balls and masturbating ..

Your one twisted person. And now that im replying, i dont even not what to choose, both being insanely.... weird!

Ill pick the girl part, because its the most embarresing and will make the best story.

Blowing your arm off, or blowing your leg off?

my Leg hands down, walking is overrated, and how the fuck is a man to play video games with one hand?

Going into buisness or into a trade, assuming both career paths pay the same.

trade, then I can make video games

If you could have a real one would you want a warthog (your choice of mounted weaponry) or ghost from Halo 2?

definetly a ghost, it being a hovercraft would be very cool.

Working for Bungie or Working for Capcom?

Working for Capcom, because they actually make games I enjoy and they have done so for a very long time. Working for Capcom would make me much cooler and pimpin' than if I worked for Bungie, which would only make me popular with computer nerds (Xbox fans... YES I have an Xbox).


Tim Burton' s The Nightmare Before Christmas or Peter Jackson' s King Kong?

(Dontcha just love how the directors and producers HAVE to have their name in the title?)

Nightmare before Christmas.

Sweet things or sour things?

sweet things

locktapus or REV

REV.

Snakes or Ladders?