http://rapidshare.de/files/7878015/DOA_TEASER_FINAL.mov.aspx

Hmm well it' s not hard to see who' s directing it of course. But I have a feeling there' s gonna be some extreme corniness with the dialogue and story. But at least the women and action with be great to watch.


Also (altho he' s not attached to it..I dont think...) it looks to have that poorly made Uwe Boll touch to it...with the costume design and actors/actresses chosen (for some of the roles, especially the male roles.)

I didnt match it with the sound on, and it still sounded cheezy, that movie should have been CGI through and through. Or they should have made Ninja Gaiden instead

O_O

....woah! ...cool!


...you' re totally right Mass Monkey, Chem..... but ...

O_O

.........woah!! ...cool!!


...undecided about Devon Aoki as Kasumi (shame Ziyi Zhang cant speak english, she would of ruled as kasumi ) .......Holly Valance looks more or less the part of Christie (not sure about that attempt at an english accent though)....

...the actress playing Tina seems to have the right attitude, but Helena comes across as a generic blonde (with slightly longer hair)........

...*chuckle* Geng fu looks hilarious.... and Ayane looks.....rubbish....

...and what about Hitomi and Lei Fang?.. why' d they get left out??.....

........i should be annoyed at this latest lame a$$ed attempt on a video game movie (it may turn out to be the worst since Street Fighter) ...... but....

I can' t get the video to download! That could be a blessing in disguise though. From what I can tell it doesn' t look that promising...

....wow.... coincidence.....

Street Fighter is on tv........Bison is trying to take out Guile' s boat using an arcade machine....Blanka looks like the Hulk after a Pantene colour treatment...and Chun Li' s red fishnets are hypnotic ...also features the original Australian soap star/pop princess/female beat-' em up impersonator trying to do an english accent...

....this film is so bad, it almost seams good..... perhaps there is hope for Dead Or Alive yet?.....

Gahh! i cant even download the trailer, but from what im hearing from you guys, this movie sounds sucky. but i also love to play the game soo... i have high hopes that you will all be wrong about this movie.

We wont, ill eat my hat on it.

not this spartan helm, i dont think my teeth can handle that. dont want to break them again!

The girls are hot, and there' s kung-fu! What more else do you guys want?! Acting?!

.... well.... ...if you' re going to reduce the conversation to that level, I' ll have to admit that I' m disappointed at the prevalence of bras..... ...like the DOA ladies ever used such an restrictive garment....

...and they are not as ..... ...gifted..... ....as their CG counterparts are they?...

.... i think that the whole cast list is all wrong anyway, ..i mean its supposed to be DOA!.... the king of CG bongos!! ....not some rehash of Charlie' s Angels or whatever...

..if the film' s makers are going to throw seriousness out the window, then the cast list should read more like this:

Kasumi - Tera Patrick
Hitomi - Britney Spears
Tina - Anna Nicole Smith
Lei Fang - Lucy Lui
Christie - Jordan (British babe famous for being hot and having bi... well you know...)
Helena - Jennifer Lopez
Ayane - Chiaki Kuriyama (Kill Bill V1' s Go Go)


.... good list, non?....

You know from all this talk about it being a bad trailer. I haven' t even bothered dling it. Did anyone give it a good review?

Kombatfighter it looks like one of those movies thats stupid but fun to watch.

Yeah I don' t know about the trailer...but it will be a good kug fu movie you know why? cause it' s directed by Corey Yuen, now this guy has done a lot of kick ass hong kong movies!

I have zero expectations of this movie but if it turns out to be anything other than a steaming pile of poo I' ll be very surprised...

...Now whens that Crazy Taxi movie coming out?

ORIGINAL: Bishonen

Kasumi - Tera Patrick
Hitomi - Britney Spears
Tina - Anna Nicole Smith
Lei Fang - Lucy Lui
Christie - Jordan (British babe famous for being hot and having bi... well you know...)
Helena - Jennifer Lopez
Ayane - Chiaki Kuriyama (Kill Bill V1' s Go Go)


.... good list, non?....

HELL NO! Ayane is hot! Chiaki Kuriyama is not! Ayane should be played by the girl who played Jackie Chans sister in Shanghai Knights, Fann Wong.

....Ms. Wong looks nice enough from your post (' aint seen Shanghai Nights) but my Chiaki would cut your b@ll$ off if she ever herd your slander...

...Fann wong is also much too old for the part.... there' s no way she could play a school girl.... ..Chiaki is still in her teens (i think) ... plus she' s got ATTITUDE and ego, just like Ayane...

Pretty...

...but mean


...actually, ' cause i cast Terra Patrick as Kasumi, duyathink i should cast Luci Thai as Ayane instead?...

...i guess no one knows who she is...

..humph..