Ummm, hi.
I' m new here, i promise not to be a jerk.

About me:

I' m not funny, but i try. Forgive me, it' s a sickness.

I' m what happens when an avid gamer loses a good job and gets one at half his previous salary... then gets married.

When i die, i want to come back as the english version of Shenmue 3. Maybe then I can finish the damn story.

I cried when i saw the first screenshots for Elderscrolls:Oblivion. My wife isn' t going to let me skip the rent just to buy a new computer.

I call myself nekkid monkey because a monkey in a suit is just plain silly.