Dear Ubisoft,

What the fuck did you do to my Splinter Cell?

I don't want Uncharted. I don't want Ghost Recon. I don't want Rainbow Six. I don't want to be encouraged to kill everybody in the room, or race through the levels, or play pussy rescue missions with scientists. I don't want shitty, poorly-scripted plots and dialogue. I don't want ultra wideband pulse systems that somehow miraculously fit into a goggle on top of my head. I don't want "Mark & execute". I don't want some "top secret R&D" creative license for Fisher's invisible suppressor, and I want to be able to move the people I kill...

I don't want this shit. Give me back Splinter Cell, and let me play the game without firing a single bullet again.

Love, hugs and a bucket full of AIDS,

Eddie