And today' s winner or loser? is Adam Sandler...

Whats the tally at now?

Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes

Branden Frasure/Some chick..

Britney Spears/Kevin who givesashit

Adam Sandler/Some model

and so on and so on

All within a small frame of time? Hollywood Orgy? A twisted competition? Or just some people who want more attention...

O dear god I hope this isnt the new fad! Isnt teen pregnancy bad enough without pre-teens joining in...

Some School Playground a short time from now:
Girl 1: " I gots me a baby!"

Girl 2: " O ya bitch I gots me twins!"

Girl 3: " Nah-uh chica dat aint nothing. Check this. I gots me a rare and hard to get baby. Mines got webbed feet! And with all the 40s and blunts I be hittin, doc say it gonna be early and small. Like so I can stash it in my designer handbag liek a cellllll phone."

Wannabe Girl: " Awww my new one gonna be 9lbs! Im so ashamed. I been trying so hard to gets me a porta baby!"

Girl 2: " Sa' rite girl here starting puffin down on one deez new Fixit Sticks. Filled with same thing as cigs only amped up 10 fold to guarentee a mini ' B' . Endorsed by Lindsey Lohan!"