- The invention of a time machine

- Porn for kids

- Michael Jackson becomes black again

- Osama Bin Laden never left Afghanistan, in fact he was there celebrating his 2nd anniversary of the “World without Terror” party when the troops pass them over in direction to Siberia.

- Getting drunk is legal

- Bush created a genetic and modified human drone of Sadam Hussein just justify his capture

- Elton Jones admits that he is “lesbian”

- Jackie Chan becomes a rap singer

- Cheese cakes are no longer made of cheese

- No more frontiers between countries

hahahahhaha, I think they' re funny, and some true.