Not sure if any of you have noticed the transition of J Allard from the beginning of the Xbox to the start of the Xbox 360 but I' ve found it quite hilarious. Here' s a pick of original J Allard-



Notice the balding semi pudgy face. He looks like an aging guy that' s got the dyed hair thing to try and look younger but it just looks funny with the whole poofy hair thing goin' . That with the lack of any decent effects or bump mapping even just makes him seem lacking for us cool gamer types.

I guess MS decided the old business type guy just wasn' t cool enough for the next gen. So now we have the new re-invented Totally xbox J Allard-



Look at the pixle shading and normal mapping on that! Completely redesigned from the ground up for the ultimate next-gen spokesman experiece, Totally Xbox J Allard is boasting over a Teraflop of power under that sleek new exterior. Complete with mutlilayered faceplates that are completely customizible, this version shows off the multilayered t-shirt, hoodie, and nice jacket limited E3 edition. You' ll see this on Ebay fo a couple hundred bucks!

You may be wondering how they keep this guy running cool with that much covering him. Look no further than the new water cooling system! It keeps him fully functional without breaking a sweat! This new version is also slimmer and and now has the smooth top look going for it. All of this greatness comes in high definition!