Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!!

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Eddie_the_Hated
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Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 04:34
What kind of crap are they trying to push off on us? The graphics look fifteen years old, at best, and it didn' t even fit in my 360. I had to dust off my damn Megadrive just to get it running.



Worst $60 I ever spent.



Found this while searching ebay BTW.

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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 04:52
I loved this game when I was 10! It was like a terribly gone wrong Gauntlet, where you died in one hit!

" **%^£^ck dwn!" Opening sample too..

Oh and for reference I made this joke a year ago!! hehehe

I laughed again, hope I' m not the only one!

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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 05:02
U.S. Gold' s motto should have been " Our games are moderately playable."

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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 05:23
So you didn' t mod your 360 to incorporate the megadrive into it then? No and I thought you were a hardcore modder.

Nice find, love the cover work.

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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 05:43
haha i read the thread name and thought eddie had lost it

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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 05:58
There is a difference in the titles:
Crackdown
Crack down

Noticed the space?




Joke ruined...

BTW, why is there a stormtrooper on the cover?
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Ikashiru
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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 07:12
hahha! I just realised this is a PORT of the highly dubious original.. the original coverwork was erm, more modest and featured a wall with some sort of graffiti, or bullet holes.. very 1989

USGold haha - which format was this piece of trash ported to then?! And what the hell is a goat doing in the backgound!? He' s not in the game!

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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 09:26
So, judging from the cover, in this game you' re one of two Rambo clones who fights monkeys, storm troopers and eventually a politically correct Satan? (the pentagram is supposed to be inverted)
Now that' s a fantastic storyline.
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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 02, 2007 14:31
" Dudes... look out for the gorilla! DUUUUUUUDEZ!!!!"

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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 03, 2007 04:34

So you didn' t mod your 360 to incorporate the megadrive into it then? No and I thought you were a hardcore modder.

Into it... No, but theoretically, it' d be possible to tap the AV cable port to run a megadrive to a....

Damn you dude! I' ve got enough work already!!!


There is a difference in the titles:
Crackdown
Crack down

Noticed the space?

Depends on where you look. Google both Crackdown Megadrive & Crack Down Megadrive & you' ll see enough sources for both. (kick out the words " Xbox 360" or you' ll never find anything) The JP version tends to have a one word spelling.

Zoy
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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 03, 2007 11:30
Duuuuuude.... I told you to look out for the gorilla......


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RE: Just Downloaded Crackdown... It SUCKS!!! - Mar 03, 2007 19:06
ok, as awesome as that is!!

I need to remind people this game did not feature Satan, Gorrillas, or Goats! It was al a high tech setting!